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Grief in the reef.

Have you trained for it all who are going? Well I have, I have (scuse stutter there) ordered a kebab tonight to get into the swing of things and have not had a kebab for months now. Also I have had...

NoMercy

Would you rather.........?

be plain with brains? Or simple, with killer looks? And what would you prefer your partner to have?

knobby.

Aint

Norris got big ears.

joggerjayne

Vagisil cream

Just seen an advert for Vagisil cream (mid way through The Simpsons) Did they have to call it "Vagisil" ? ... ... cream for your vag ! Couldn't the marketing team have thought of a better name ?

afcjan

On Strike

I am on strike tonight, refuse to cook dinner cos my lazy son couldnt even be bothered to make me a cup of tea when I got in from work, even tho I had text him asking him to put kettle on as I wasnt...

Im a BusyBee

who sits as a family round the table......

to eat their meals? If not where or how do you eat your dinner?

Dollychris

Antique backward S backstamp on White china.

Does anyone know which manufacturer is signified by a backward S printed on White china/porcelain please? I have a small White wall pocket which is quite fragile with lots of tiny flowers and cherubs...

lindylou16

What use is an overweight security guard.

I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him To which he...

legendis.god

Ladies plz

If you fancied / admired a guy. Would you do it from afar and wait on him taking the hint? Or are you the type to just tell him the score?? I thinkmost women are far shyer than they make out....

docspock

Why should fools be glady suffered

when the world is full of fcuking idiots. Bad day to-day. A half wit of a car mechanic could not work out how an oil filter was replaced. To55er.

tiggerblue10

Having my hair cut

at Lee Stafford's salon in Leigh-on-Sea on 19th March. I wonder if he's gonna be there! ;o)

johnny.5

Are English sausages the best ?

And Are German sausages the wurst ?

lindylou16

The Weather again,snowing down here again today

Same problem roads impassable "No Grit" I rang the Local Council: "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, OK can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of...

johnny.5

need to get this off my chest

I was walking through the town this afternoon when I came up to a sign on the pavement saying pavement ahead closed !

NoMercy

What would you call a bloody good night in?

A KFC Bargain Bucket and a bottle of Blue Nun? A face mask, mani & pedi and Chaka Khan? Have the guys round and watch a porno?

cab

And where is 'bob the builder'

Is he, buiders mate as well. I cant keep up with all these user names?

pinkpenguin

Whats the meaning of Life?

My Food Tech teacher says its 42, any thoughts??

joggerjayne

just a common tart

Mr Kipling's ... they're everywhere !!

Alex.Mahone

Where is Bobtheturkey?

I was in B&Q today and no sign of him there either?

sandmaster

Square date

The Metro today said that yesterday's date was unusual because 3/3/09 is one of only three days this century where the square of the first two figures is equal to the year. But what about 1/1/01,...

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