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Answerprancer

All the lavatories have been stolen from Scotland Yard

..police have nothing to go on.
15:47 Sat 07th Aug 201017 answers, last by Answerprancer 11:52 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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Gromit

Enter Your Question Title Hereand players booed at Community Shield

Disgraceful?
14:09 Sun 08th Aug 20107 answers, last by ludwig 11:33 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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Seafarer1966

Lingerie

The wife came downstairs in stockings and suspenders. She sat on the sofa opposite me. She smiled seductively, opened her legs and said.....I haven't got any panties on. I said....thank christ for...
12:46 Wed 04th Aug 20103 answers, last by ll_billym 11:16 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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joeluke

New company selling exploding prayer mats...............

...................apparently prophets are going through the roof
17:44 Tue 20th Jul 20107 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:12 Wed 21st Jul 2010
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ll_billym

Relativity - Atomic Clocks

The basis of the GPS system is time, each satellite has atomic clocks onboard to maintain accurate time and frequency. Because the satellites are moving faster relative to the clocks in the GPS...
13:48 Sat 17th Jul 20108 answers, last by jake-the-peg 07:35 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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zabado

Ban the burka ?.

Before all these religious people jump up and start shouting your taking away my rights,my beliefs,my way of life, my freedom of choice.Why not say that we as a country are banning the covering of the...
18:02 Sat 17th Jul 201022 answers, last by TWR 17:25 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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mollykins

brown light

How do you make brown light?
14:59 Sat 17th Jul 201010 answers, last by mibn2cweus 17:21 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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ll_billym

Another joke that may need explaining to somebody...

.... One of my personal favourites that I first heard on Answerbank: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains..." "That's the least of your problems, you've got AIDS!"...
16:53 Fri 09th Jul 201031 answers, last by jno 14:29 Sat 17th Jul 2010
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chakka35

Why revere the Pope?

In September, to welcome a man called Joseph Ratzinger for a few days, we are going to spend £15m - twice as much as we pay our own head of State for a whole year’s work. Because he is...
16:35 Thu 15th Jul 201013 answers, last by naomi24 05:39 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Gromit

Wilders: 'stop Islam, defend freedom,'

Geert Wilders, the controversial anti-Muslim Dutch MP, has said he is forming an international alliance to spread his message to Britain and across the West in a bid to ban immigration from Islamic...
09:06 Fri 16th Jul 20105 answers, last by Gromit 17:05 Fri 16th Jul 2010
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marval

Rubber

A man, his wife, and seven children were waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the...
15:18 Tue 06th Jul 201015 answers, last by another-view 11:49 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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craft1948

Confused......

My dyslexic friend has been arrested in South Africa..............he was apparently attempting to blow a zulu's v ulva...............
11:19 Thu 08th Jul 20108 answers, last by another-view 12:46 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Handbaglady

Lady in the Bible

I have been told that the word lady only appears in the bible six times. The only one I've been able to find is in 2nd letter of John Ch1 v1. can anyone tell me where the others are please. Thank you....
11:28 Tue 06th Jul 20108 answers, last by jno 01:05 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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erin-x

Motorola EM330 - Voice recorder??

I have searched on the internet and there is supposedly a voice recorder on this phone but i can't seem to find it at all! Any help??? Its really starting to annoy me now. If it turns out that there...
20:44 Mon 05th Jul 20101 answer, last by ll_billym 21:52 Mon 05th Jul 2010
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oscarina

Why Do We Have To Have Our Religious Views !

Why Do we have to have our relgious views challenged by Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons calling at our doors! Surely Religion is a personal thing and should not be infiltrated! A Wheelchair bound...
18:40 Sun 04th Jul 201030 answers, last by chakka35 11:09 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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Barquentine

Racism?

The allegation that being opposed to a particular religion is 'racist' is ubiquitous today. I have always struggled to understand why even the quality media subscribe to this solecism. Can anyone...
06:37 Sat 03rd Jul 20107 answers, last by mibn2cweus 00:19 Sun 04th Jul 2010
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AB Editor

gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

I'll start: Gnome is where the heart it. Spare Ed...
08:40 Fri 02nd Jul 201056 answers, last by tolcott 15:07 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Steve.5

gotten himell

tasteless or what http://news.sky.com/s...ticle/201007115657783...
16:03 Thu 01st Jul 20105 answers, last by Steve.5 23:46 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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help_me123

at the end of my teather

is it really true that nice guys finish last? ive always thought im a little soft and take things to heart, but there was a guy in my last place of work who was a spoilt little rich kid and had little...
00:28 Sat 26th Jun 201032 answers, last by merciasounds 14:23 Sat 03rd Jul 2010
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Gromit

The FA and Capello's contract.

Shortly before the start of the World Cup, Capello's contract was changed and a clause that would have allowed either party to walk away without penalty within two weeks of the World Cup was removed....
09:21 Mon 21st Jun 20108 answers, last by Seadragon 11:25 Mon 21st Jun 2010

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