During work Mike and Pat are chatting, Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." Pat "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" Pat:...
We had torrential rain last night. Garden definitely needed it but my lovely lupins and been flattened. Job for today, if it stays dry, is to cut them down and hope some may spring back to life.
A minister decided to do something a little different. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing...
Don't believe in this "lucky bag" palaver, but nice to hear that Ex-footballer Ian Wright has received an OBE and broadcasters Ken Bruce and Davina McCall have been made MBEs in the King's first...
Please don't all rush at once - form an orderly queue. Booking is now open for our event with Greta Thunberg, organised in partnership with the Edinburgh International Book Festival. It's not too late...
Paddy Murphy Died His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, to be sure Paddy would...
Several men are in the locker room of a Dublin golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings,and Seamus pick’s up, engages the hands-free speaker function, and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room...
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ”Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
Al Pacino is on track to be the oldest dad in Hollywood — the 82-year-old actor's girlfriend is 8 months pregnant. Al Pacino's girlfriend, 29-year-old Noor Alfallah, 29, is 8 months pregnant. Their...
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China. They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu - called himself "Buck" Chu called himself "Chuck" and Fu had to go back to...
Just received an e-mail from Scottish Gas to let me know that energy rates will be going down from July. Nice to have something to balance the increase in the price of my beans - two weeks ago a small...
A great offer. If anyone can take it up, let me know!!! This may be of interest to some of you. A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for the final Lions Test in Auckland on 8th July. He...
