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Bargain

A 76-year-old lady is waiting for her husband in wee pub. Suddenly a handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so attractive that she just can't take her eyes off him. After a...
17:08 Thu 23rd Mar 20233 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:39 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Ramadan

Wishing all my Muslim friends a peaceful month of Ramadan. Remember being in Albania during this time and it was so peaceful.
12:31 Wed 22nd Mar 202310 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:00 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Facts

It's all about the stats today folks........ 1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed 2. All polar bears are left-handed 3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by...
11:19 Tue 21st Mar 20233 answers, last by Zacs-Master 17:00 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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Music

Paddy is at the airport carrying a sack on each shoulder when he is stopped at customs. They search each sack and find loads of mobile phones in them. They ask Paddy "why do you have such a lot of...
12:21 Fri 17th Mar 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 11:25 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Quest

I'm currently on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and a Yeti. I originally set out to find a positive case for the union but decided to keep my goals realistic.
10:42 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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Friockheim Bowling Club Dd Quiz

Two word answers starting D.D. Quiz doesn't close until May. Only have one to get and it's driving me crazy! 1. Physical exercise done regularly Any help appreciated...
12:35 Thu 16th Mar 20233 answers, last by maggiebee 13:06 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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English Lesson

This appeared on my FB feed ENGLISH LESSON Tsunami - the T is silent Knife - the K is silent Psychology - the P is silent Honest - the H is silent Tory Corruption - the BBC is silent...
12:27 Sun 12th Mar 202361 answers, last by gness 00:24 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Poem

This poem popped up on my feed, can anyone remember which film it came from? The life that I have Is all that I have And the life that I have Is yours. The love that I have Of the life that I have Is...
13:54 Sat 11th Mar 20233 answers, last by naomi24 18:40 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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Eddie Izzard

Wasn't quite sure where to put this - News or media so CB will have to do. Eddie Izzard now wants to be known as Suzy. "Trans comedian and politician Eddie Izzard has announced a new name, saying she...
17:55 Tue 07th Mar 202342 answers, last by bobbinwales 07:18 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Bosch

Watched my very last episode of this wonderful series last night - 7 series and just got better and better. Maybe door left open for more? Anyone else enjoy this series?
13:24 Mon 06th Mar 20235 answers, last by maggiebee 13:03 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Book

Definitely not touting for business but thought folk might be interested in this story. Scots in particular will remember this. It has been published by my niece and the family are very proud of her.
16:58 Sat 04th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hazlinny 17:54 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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Save The Children Spring Quiz 2023

Stuck on a few, but the one that is really annoying me is in section 1 - words that sound the same. 4. Quadrangular area for games/intercepted and held. Maybe because I'm a Scot, the words I have in...
13:04 Sat 04th Mar 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 13:08 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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Another Dad Joke Of The Day

With apologies to Hoppy What did one monocle say to the other? Lets get together and make a spectacle of ourselves....
13:39 Mon 27th Feb 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 14:26 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Just Deserts

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" he says He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree, it was...
11:59 Mon 20th Feb 20231 answer, last by Shaglene 18:52 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Theatre

Had a fabulous day out at His Majesty's, Aberdeen to see the Jersey Boys. Birthday present from my son and his wife. If you haven't seen it yet, I would highly recommend it.
22:20 Sat 11th Feb 202310 answers, last by Prudie 10:02 Sun 12th Feb 2023
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Parcels

I must have spent hundreds of pounds over the past month judging by the amount of parcels waiting for me - Parcelforce, DPD, Evri etc etc. Strange as I haven't ordered anything since before Christmas...
13:35 Tue 07th Feb 20232 answers, last by Buenchico 15:48 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Reasons To Be Cheerful

Entered a quiz last night in aid of the RNLI. We were pretty useless as a team but I won the star prize in the raffle - a bottle of raspberry flavoured gin especially bottled for the RNLI. Don't know...
13:42 Thu 02nd Feb 20236 answers, last by Arksided 14:43 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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Wise Words

A meaningful life is not about material gain, power or fame; these are only of passing value. True meaning comes from an inner sense of peace and contentment, which in turn must be based on a sense of...
11:01 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Yippee

I became a great-gran at 10 am today. Daniel and mum are doing well. I think dad is still in a state of shock!
13:25 Sun 15th Jan 202317 answers, last by lady-janine 11:16 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Advice

A man is getting a haircut after work and he shares with the barber why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to...
23:50 Mon 09th Jan 2023