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Calcutta Cup

Well done lads.  Final score - Scotland 30, England 21.  Proud of the lads, 4 years in a row the cup stays in Edinburgh.  Great match all round, I'm hoarse!
19:17 Sat 24th Feb 20244 answers, last by jourdain2 20:58 Sat 24th Feb 2024
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Never Seen Again

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's still in A & E waiting to be seen.
11:13 Sat 24th Feb 20241 answer, last by hellywelly4 11:19 Sat 24th Feb 2024
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Push Hard

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a... ...
11:02 Sat 24th Feb 20241 answer, last by Chipchopper 07:59 Sun 25th Feb 2024
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Rest

Why do we only Rest In Peace? Why don't we Live In Peace too?
23:09 Wed 21st Feb 20248 answers, last by bhg481 07:07 Thu 22nd Feb 2024
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Drinks

For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans; instead he substituted... ...
12:15 Wed 21st Feb 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 13:08 Wed 21st Feb 2024
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Breathtaking

The first episode of ITV's new series 'Breathtaking' hit our screens, giving viewers an insight into the shocking reality of hospital life during the pandemic. Just been reading about this... ...
12:48 Tue 20th Feb 202426 answers, last by anneasquith 15:19 Sun 25th Feb 2024
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Dig

I dig, You dig She digs, He digs We Dig, They Dig Not a long poem, but very deep.
11:26 Tue 20th Feb 20247 answers, last by david small 07:20 Wed 21st Feb 2024
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Happy, Happy, Happy

I'm very happy today.  Granddaughter has just received an unconditional acceptance for Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen.  So proud of her, she's worked really hard for... ...
18:05 Fri 16th Feb 202410 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:27 Sun 18th Feb 2024
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Valentine's Day

Wee verse inside my card.   Roses are red Violets are blue We'd be better off Back in the EU
15:13 Wed 14th Feb 202419 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:37 Wed 14th Feb 2024
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Munchies?

I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
10:46 Sat 10th Feb 20246 answers, last by Patsy33 12:18 Sat 10th Feb 2024
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Flight Of Fancy

Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...
15:55 Fri 09th Feb 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 16:12 Fri 09th Feb 2024
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Pie Anyone?

A steak pie in Trinidad   £3 A steak pie in Barbados £4.50 A steak pie in Tobago     £3.20   That's the pie rates of the Caribbean
14:41 Thu 01st Feb 2024
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The Chase......they Walk Amongst Us

Going to watch this programme today and have a little bet with myself.  Which answer will 3T choose today?  If I guess correctly I'm going to have a wee Baileys tonight. If not, the botte stays in... ...
16:03 Wed 31st Jan 202411 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:41 Thu 01st Feb 2024
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Asbestos Action C/D 31St March

Help requested for final two. 14.  Mary, Margaret, Katherine Elizabeth (anything to do with the Tudors?) 19 Whoopi Goldberg (Sister Act?)
12:53 Mon 29th Jan 20242 answers, last by cashier 13:58 Mon 29th Jan 2024
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Examinations

Was not sure whether to put this in Chatterbank or Jokes but chose CB.   Answers from a high school test papers submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved) H2O is hot water,... ...
15:18 Sun 28th Jan 20249 answers, last by retrocop 12:47 Tue 13th Feb 2024
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Asbestos Action C/D 31St March

Hi folks, is the answer to 19 as straightforward as Sister Act?
13:35 Sat 27th Jan 20243 answers, last by cashier 13:50 Sat 27th Jan 2024
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Burns

For Scots wherever you may be.   There is a star whose beaming ray Is shed on ev'ry clime. It shines by night, it shines by day And ne'er grows dim wi' time. It rose upon the banks of Ayr, It shone on... ...
16:00 Thu 25th Jan 20247 answers, last by dustypuss 20:36 Thu 25th Jan 2024
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Wise? Words

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
16:01 Wed 24th Jan 20243 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:59 Wed 24th Jan 2024
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Alternative Definitions

ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
18:07 Tue 23rd Jan 20242 answers, last by Canary42 18:16 Tue 23rd Jan 2024
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Be Nice

Be Nice Let’s all be nice to each other, And when we can share a smile. It’s not hard to be kind, We’re only here a short while. Sometimes you need to be quiet, Even if you have a lot to say. Think... ...
15:44 Mon 22nd Jan 202422 answers, last by windywillow 23:25 Mon 22nd Jan 2024

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