My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
Storm Babet is alive and well. Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this. Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
Went to see the new Maggie Smith film this afternoon. It's called The Miracle Club and, much as I liked the cast, the storyline is poor. No surprises, very predictable and not one I would... ...
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king. The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon. The film is a... ...
WARNING This site requires no physical fitness programme, everyone around here gets plenty of exercise. 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3.Running their mouths 4. Kicking posters in... ...
Watched the last episode of this four parter last night. Seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib and I was really disappointed at the end. Anyone else watch this?
Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...
Have just been reading that his daughter has received £150,000 from the charity. Surely this can't be right?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/.../captain-sir-tom-moore.../...