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The Big Drum.................

The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning...

AnkolsisZ

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Chipchopper

My Dr

My Doctor told me, he had been practicing for 25 years. I think its about time he started doing it for real....

Hymie

Odd One Out

Q: Which is the odd one out; Lobster, Crab, Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a buss? A: Tuna, all the others are crustaceans...

percy1946

Milking It ?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out !!!...

Bazile

I'm Gonna Sue The Pants Off Them

Found a piece of apple stem in my apple pie last night . What the best way to go about it ? What have you found in your food , in the past ?...

Marjoprydore

Proverbs

1. CSTROL 2. PIBTF 3. YRWYS Clues to these proverbs please. Thank you...

marval

I Have Just

I have just been to watch a dancing fish show. They were Brill....

BAKERS DOZEN

Just in case you watch this show but do not have it on a series link, tonight's show is on as usual but the final episode, for some reason, is on Monday evening. May be because of the Olympics. Just...

Jordyboy9

Monopoly??

just thought i would put this in to break the monopoly of crosswords and puzzles seem to be a lot today.

wiltsman

What Do You Recommend As A Substitute For ...

... the use of supermarket plastic bags, which I used in my kitchen waste bin affixed to a door under the worktop? I never wasted these bags, but will soon have to look for an alternative. Ideas...

sandyRoe

Are They Risking, And In Some Cases Losing, Their Lives Simple So That They Can Come And Enjoy A Life On The Dole?

Or could it be that the conditions they're fleeing are so bad that they're prepared to gamble their all for the chance to improve it? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-34082304...

lindapalmara

Our Kids Tough Enough?

Rude, bone idle and cosseted by the State I haven't actually seen this program get as I tend to watch all episodes together but I have seen the trailers and was horrified. I spent 5 years in Hong Kong...

Ninnynanny

Help Needed With Last 2 Flowers Please

1. Shortboy with female parent. ( begins with C) 2. This seed can raise your spirits. (begins with P) No number of letters given, thank you for any help....

Butterbun

Sibsey Bowls Club Quiz

hat comes next? China, India, USA, ?...

Davemano

Jokes

A chap got a job working at a precision engineers. His starting post was going to peoples' houses collecting bubbles from goldfish bowls to put into spirit levels....

marval

I Saw

I saw this really fit bloke in the nightclub last night and he was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt. So, I made a move on him....

saintpeter48

New Driving Licence, Help.

I heard something on the news this morning that the old paper driving licence is being scrapped in the next few weeks. Does anyone know what this means, I only have the paper licence, will I need to...

sandyRoe

Decimate. 'during Whose Reign Was The Battle Of The Boyne Fought?

They gave the answer as William 111, KIng Billy. Wasn't James on the throne when it was fought?

Mags22

Winter Pansies

I hate having to throw these out when it's time for summer bedding plants, if I plant pansies,and violas into a big pot and leave them will they be usable for autumn again?

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