Researchers for the Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A55 Expressway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. An Animal Pathologist examined the remains...
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery. But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't...
..in the Daily Mail today? I mean nothing worthy, as important enough to be on AB . All I could find was something about a man who had served his sentence, had been retained in custody as an 'illegal'...
Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man : "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man : "I don't really give a f***...
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They...
In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to...
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side. Then with a 2.5kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as...
....a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview. "Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified," says the interviewer....
has anyone got a recipe for a nice stilton sauce? the stuff my oh had dished up in a pub recently was tasteless, I think the stilton was thrown in from tower bridge, and most of it missed.
A fisherman in drink? (3,7,2,3,3) A superbug (4,2,3,5) He's tall, dark & handsome, but with a long face! (5,6) Halfway through the regimental parade? (11) Luke Campbell maybe? (3,4,2,3,5) Noah's...
Catching a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charged Jim double the usual fare and got abusive when it was pointed out so Jim reluctantly paid up and swore revenge. A couple of weeks later revenge...
While out this morning around the Wimbledon tennis courts, after his various interviews, Andy Murray takes some exercise to wind down a little and to keep him in prime condition. On the way round the...
There was a senior citizen driving on the motorway. His wife calls him on his mobile phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herbert, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving...