A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you...
Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one day."I wonder if I'm still the most beautiful woman in all the land" said Snow White. "I wonder if I'm still the shortest man in...
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. ------------------------------------------------ In a Bucharest hotel...
An elderly couple went to the doctor's . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had...
When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her...
"Doctor," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
1. Larch bag ha !! Somewhere in the Western Isles (10 ) 2.Twisted nettle shin is this clubs nickname (5,4,4) 3.Cockney men quip-somewhere in Devon. (14) all answers are, or contain a first name. These...
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent...
given that my intense fear of needles could just about qualify as a phobia
i am really pleased to have just given donation number 72 for the blood transfusion service...
Afew days after Christmas a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a boy on his shiny new bike. The copper says to the boy, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa...
A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down...
This is a letter sent by a commuter to London Midland Railway Company, regarding their services. Dear Sir, I have been travelling on your trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on...
Apparently what you play with when you're young will have an impact on what your career will be as an adult. If you played with cars you'd be a mechanic If you played with Lego, you'd be a builder. If...
Two men on a building site are arguing about who’s the strongest. One says to the other, ‘I bet you a week’s wages I can haul a load in this wheelbarrow that you’d never be able to lift off...
