Two Gay Guys are visiting the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer,...
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red,orange,blue,and yellow. The old man Just stared. Every time the young man...
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'. His friend said, "No what is it?" "Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach...
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. A grounds keeper shouts, "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fool ae coo's broccoli an pish!" The golfer...
The Business Man An English businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, "George, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." "And...
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the...
A woman walks into a very expensive shop selling Persian rugs. She sees a nice rug and walks over to look at it. As she bends to inspect the rug she lets out a loud f@rt. Embarrassed, she looks around...
My rhubarb plants were given to me three years ago, as parts of established crowns which had been split. I have not been able to take any stems for cooking as they are always too thin. The leaves are...
I know its an oldie but its still a goody. Adults Only ..... A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting...
Hi, I found out yesterday that I am to be made rudnudant at the end of May. I only work 30 hours a week, as I sort of semi-retired a couple of years ago, and reduced my hours, to give the younger ones...
Think you have a bad day? Look at these (almost) true stories... And think again: Maybe things aren't so bad: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska...
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll...
