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LochNessMonster

Do you think for a coffee in Starbuck, Costa etc is far to expensive ?

I find it amazing the amount of money some people spend in there a week.
07:29 Wed 04th Jul 201232 answers, last by paddywak 21:45 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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tinkerbell23

Can you dance?

Well can you? And how did you dance in the younger years?? (or still!!?) Ive just watched a few on youtube...dance crazes? How to do "the stroll" (50s) Wish i could jive!! I irish danced for...
22:31 Mon 02nd Jul 201282 answers, last by EcclesCake 14:04 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

You're an @......

Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far,...
22:54 Mon 02nd Jul 20121 answer, last by magicmick 22:58 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Congratulations...

While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
22:38 Mon 02nd Jul 20127 answers, last by tonyav 16:24 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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magicmick

Poor Fred

You have to imagine Fred had never been out of his native town of Bowton (Bolton) except for the odd day trip to Blackpool, so when he received an invite from an old friend to visit him in London you...
11:12 Mon 02nd Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 14:46 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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McMouse

GOLF TERMINOLOGY

· A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole · A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer · A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read · A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't...
08:40 Mon 02nd Jul 201211 answers, last by McMouse 12:24 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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HowardKennitby

Peter Wynnegarde [PW]

I have just been listening to 'The Pickerskill Detentions' on radio. The episode had PW in the cast. I have not seen or heard of him since Department S. Does anyone know what he has been doing since...
22:35 Tue 26th Jun 201215 answers, last by Lie-in King 00:02 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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Duncer

Schoolday bliss.

A teacher is teacher her primary class new words, and the word for today is "definitely". Having explained the word she says "Okay class, can someone give me a sentence using the word...
19:40 Thu 28th Jun 20127 answers, last by shooty 22:19 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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magicmick

The Love Dress

A woman stopped by at her sons house unannounced. She knocked on the door and walked in She was shocked to see here daughter-in-law Lying on the couch totally naked Soft music was playing and the...
10:26 Thu 28th Jun 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 12:12 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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cupid04

Famous wine merchant.

A famous wine merchant's regular taster passes away, so the boss starts interviewing for a new one. But he's aghast when a drunk tramp stumbles in to apply for the position. Anxious to get rid of him,...
23:34 Tue 26th Jun 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:30 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

A Scotsman

who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologise and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad...
22:11 Tue 26th Jun 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 16:05 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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magicmick

Help please re Avatar

Could anyone help please as to how I set the photo on Avatar?
10:13 Tue 26th Jun 20124 answers, last by factor30 10:57 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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marval

To laugh or not to laugh

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
22:42 Mon 25th Jun 201210 answers, last by marval 09:16 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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joggerjayne

Goalies

If you were going to date a footballer ... it would be a goalie, yes? I loved that England guy yesterday. He was just so big, and cocky, and in your face....
21:25 Mon 25th Jun 201223 answers, last by Wharton 21:52 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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marval

Tattoo

A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" onto his pen!s. The owner agrees. When the job is complete the guy pays and leaves....
18:41 Mon 25th Jun 20123 answers, last by magicmick 21:41 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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tobyann

sunday life cryptic

18a he won't make certain advances (7) ?o?d?r? 7a agree to advance (3,2) ?e? u? thank you...
20:22 Sun 24th Jun 20122 answers, last by magicmick 23:19 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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AristotleZ

Why...

Can no one named Ashley score on a penalty kick?
22:51 Sun 24th Jun 20129 answers, last by Arksided 19:35 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The Fence...

An old couple were out on thier 60th wedding anniversary and they decided to go to the place where they had first met. After they had eaten the husband say's to his wife "Hey you remember that...
20:29 Fri 22nd Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 09:35 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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gilliedhu

local paper

22a) charged particle (6) p????n 23d) witchcraft (3) ??i...
15:34 Fri 22nd Jun 201210 answers, last by gilliedhu 15:41 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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elliemay1

countdown

Does anyone like Nick as presenter? If so, why?
13:41 Fri 22nd Jun 201215 answers, last by Duncer 22:32 Fri 22nd Jun 2012

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