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pusskin

getting rid of a flaming squirrel

Can you shoot them? One squirrel in the garden is driving me nuts!!!! Theres always only one, and he sits there looking at you and I'm sure he is smirking at me, staring me out. Help --can I buy an...
16:46 Thu 21st Jun 201246 answers, last by wildwood 21:21 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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marval

Another Priest joke

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the...
16:25 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:46 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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curlyperm11

Corrie...

Would like to think that Carl might be kind enough to donate his gambling winnings to Dev, so he can pay for some acting lessons!!?.....just sayin
22:19 Wed 20th Jun 201212 answers, last by craft1948 13:04 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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zabado

Elvis.

The local radio station are running a competition today to win either a £100 shopping voucher or two tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. . . . . . .I don't know whether to press 1 for the money...
12:41 Thu 21st Jun 20121 answer, last by magicmick 12:43 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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zabado

Thirsty Tortoise.

A bloke hears a knock on his front door and goes to see who's there. On his door step is a tortoise who says "can I have a drink of water please".The bloke says "cheeky little sod"...
11:29 Thu 21st Jun 20125 answers, last by marval 16:04 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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EvianBaby

Eastenders or Corrie

If there was only enough room in TV land for one depressingly addictive soap, which of those would you chose? I like Enders and I like Corrie but which one is best? There's only one way to find...
10:23 Thu 21st Jun 201219 answers, last by funnygirl 19:07 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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magicmick

Fairy Story

This morning I heard a tiny knock at the back door I answered the door and there stood a little fairy the poor little thing stood there her little silver shoes were all scuffed, here legs all...
23:26 Wed 20th Jun 201210 answers, last by marval 16:02 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The life of an egg...

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other...
13:27 Wed 20th Jun 201261 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:05 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Saki

Daily Mail cryptic.

1a. Control speed governing toboggan turning. (8) R?G?A?T? 6d. Head of army reserves keeps soldiers in big vessel. (5) T?R?A...
09:56 Wed 20th Jun 20126 answers, last by dannyk13 10:02 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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magicmick

Rhyme

One fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other My mother taught this rhyme to me sixty something years ago...
23:41 Mon 18th Jun 201214 answers, last by Zippolover 18:44 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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sneachta

Star Chic

25a) Atonement(9) ???i?t??? 23d) Spindle (4) ???e Thanks All...
21:57 Sun 17th Jun 20127 answers, last by headwreck 22:03 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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LaMandolina

Derbyshire Life (June Edition).

Stuck on the following : 4 Across - War prisoner upst in place. A Hall east of Derby used for corrective training. (7) H****** ~ 9 Across - One making regular check on foreign car with returning...
09:55 Sun 17th Jun 20125 answers, last by maurice 11:03 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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AjSaunders

Sunday Mail Seven Days - last few needed please

21a (Uncultured person (7) H-A---N (heathen?) 54a Applied precious metal (6) -I-D-D (gilded) 6d Be unpleasantly sweet (4) -L-Y 20d Curative system (7) ----R-P- (therapy?) 47d Ideally time (6,4)...
10:29 Sun 17th Jun 20129 answers, last by AjSaunders 10:31 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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spudlind

sunday express gk

41a a joker, clown or buffoon. 5-6 ?e?r?a?????. 34d to take up again 5 letters r????. thanks in advance
10:15 Sun 17th Jun 20128 answers, last by tyrepill 10:45 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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CLOTHEAD

Last few old Daily Mail

They often appear with conditions in school periods: T???S Thinking TABLES here - but can't quite justify Local shopkeeper's more crude, say: ???C?R Risked including new milder version of swear word?...
09:27 Sat 16th Jun 201210 answers, last by CLOTHEAD 09:30 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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magicmick

Just a thought

Could Roy do a RDM come in 10/12 games win a major trophy? ..... just a thought
23:42 Fri 15th Jun 20124 answers, last by evelynlauren 01:01 Sat 16th Jun 2012
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CailinDeas

BLOOMSDAY...

What plans do you have to celebrate Bloomsday?
23:19 Fri 15th Jun 20124 answers, last by Buenchico 23:53 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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Jae1000000

TV CHOICE ISSUE 25 CROSSWORD

Help! 3a (4) central London area, clue: ??h?. 8a (4) Type of cinema, clue: i??x. 3d (5) Small tree,clue: ?er?b. Thanks to any one who can help...
22:59 Fri 15th Jun 20126 answers, last by kittonangel23 15:29 Sun 17th Jun 2012
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ELVIS68

How about this.......

England put up another lacklustre Liverpool like display against Sweden, Roy gets the sack and Harry takes over? Fantastic!...
01:11 Fri 15th Jun 201210 answers, last by magicmick 22:18 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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magicmick

Footie question

This footballer played at Wembley in three consecutive seasons and won three different cups, can you name the player, the cups, and the years, popular player well known to all not a obscure name
22:38 Thu 14th Jun 20124 answers, last by magicmick 10:36 Fri 15th Jun 2012

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