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Don't Loose Your Condom

A couple was going at it in a barn down on the farm. In the process, the condom slipped off. The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too. A while later they find out she...
21:46 Tue 17th Sep 20132 answers, last by davetuc 08:40 Wed 18th Sep 2013
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He Misheard

During the weeks before Amy's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult...
18:09 Tue 17th Sep 20132 answers, last by baza 18:12 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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It's Hard

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his *** was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she...
17:37 Tue 17th Sep 201314 answers, last by frugalfred 19:17 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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Three Farmers

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different...
12:33 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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Types Of Orgasm

There Are At Least Eight types of orgasm for a woman. 1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes. 2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No. 3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No. 4. The Traveler...
17:40 Mon 16th Sep 20135 answers, last by marval 21:20 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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Move

It was a typically busy day at the bank. After a glance at the line of waiting customers, a harried-looking man came up to the side counter and demanded, "What do I have to do to change the address on...
14:47 Mon 16th Sep 20133 answers, last by tonyav 16:30 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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What Is It?

A third grade school teacher is trying to explain to her class the difference between singular and plural. She says, "What is it if one woman looks out of a window?" Little Mary replies, "Singular!"...
14:12 Sun 15th Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 16:59 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Freida

Frieda had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter. "I've tasted fresher fish," said Frieda. "Not in here," replied the waiter. A...
12:02 Sun 15th Sep 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 12:09 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Oink Oink

A man lived in the country where the roads were very winding and there are very few lights. His friend was arriving at 2am at the airport and asked him to pick him up. The man agreed, and since the...
21:56 Sat 14th Sep 201329 answers, last by Tilly2 18:11 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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I Have Bought

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she...
15:38 Sat 14th Sep 201375 answers, last by jim360 22:02 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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How Can Anyone Let Their Pets Get Like This?

I know dogs like their food, but surely this is cruel. http://www.ivillage.co.uk/9-dogs-who-need-go-fat-camp/167997?nlcid=ug|09-13-2013|...
14:18 Sat 14th Sep 20136 answers, last by wildwood 02:15 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Four For The Price Of One

A woman was filling out an accident report. She had dented a parked car while trying to park her own. One question on the report was, "What could the driver of the other vehicle have done to avoid the...
14:07 Sat 14th Sep 20134 answers, last by marval 18:25 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the...
12:13 Fri 13th Sep 20137 answers, last by Dayana 06:28 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Beer

Steve was driving his girlfriend to the airport when he passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. His girlfriend saw it and snarled, "Am I supposed to think that if I...
21:21 Thu 12th Sep 20137 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:41 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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I Am

Four guys are fishing one day. The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I...
16:20 Thu 12th Sep 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 16:40 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Who Is Bananas?

As part of the admission procedure in a hospital, the patients were asked if they are allergic to anything. If they are, the nurse gets busy and prints it on an allergy band placed on the patient's...
16:02 Thu 12th Sep 20132 answers, last by aelmpvw 16:05 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Too Much Sex?

A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I...
15:59 Wed 11th Sep 20137 answers, last by maggiebee 10:05 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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Undress

A man stubbed his toe so badly he decided to go to the doctor. When he arrived at the office, the nurse directed him to remove his clothes and wait in the next room. "I just hurt my toe," complained...
13:50 Wed 11th Sep 20134 answers, last by Baldric 13:56 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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Dipstick

A woman pulls over at the petrol station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes a dipstick in her hand and, raising her...
22:05 Tue 10th Sep 20136 answers, last by Arksided 22:39 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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Don't

A husband and wife go visit a marriage counsellor. First, the wife speaks to the counsellor alone. The counsellor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The...
18:10 Tue 10th Sep 20131 answer, last by frugalfred 18:43 Tue 10th Sep 2013

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