My friend said, ”Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar......Demerara”. My friend has just got back from hospital. They reckon she might have...
What a gorgeous sunny day here and it's very warm. Off into the garden for a few hours - pruning, grass cutting etc. Well, that's the plan anyway but who knows.........
A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...
A young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. "Do you have any sales experience?" asked the manager. "The famous Barras mate?", nodded the young man. The manager liked the...
Ate the only fig on the tree I planted last year. If that is a taste of things to come it was perfect. Standing on a balcony full of plants it was sweet and soft and it just made me smile. The pearl...
Evenin' All, As the above says, if you want something easy and very amusing ( my wife couldn't stop giggling ) to watch, then try Mortimer and Whitehouse Go Fishing on BBC2. If you are interested you...
A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...
One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband...
Was charged twice yesterday for daily paper. Back in today and got a cash refund. I also bought a paper, TV mag and crumpets. I asked for a packet of fags , my usual, she repeated what I asked and...