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Here are some unfortunate notices.

In a toilet Toilet out of order please use floor below In a Laundry Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a store Bargain basement upstairs In an office...
22:57 Sun 26th Apr 200912 answers, last by oblivio 16:38 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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McMouse

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

Men miss them all.
11:19 Thu 30th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 16:27 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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McMouse

Two deaf lesbians

walking down the road with their hands in each others knickers. What are they doing? Lip reading.
11:28 Thu 30th Apr 20093 answers, last by Reincarnated 16:27 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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McMouse

42 inch Plasma screen TV for sale - �50

Only thing wrong with it is the volume don't work. But at that price you can't turn it down
12:32 Thu 30th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 16:25 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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kittiej

What are the most useful things to take caravanning?

Hello all, We've just bought our first caravan and I wondered if any of you had any useful tips for the best things to take in our caravan? thanks in advance
19:45 Wed 29th Apr 200925 answers, last by honky-tonk 12:00 Mon 04th May 2009
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helpmeout06

Best ever advertising slogan in TV commercials.

In your opinion which is the best ever advertising slogan in TV commercials. Beans Means Heinz and A Mars a day helps you work rest and play are my top 2.
17:41 Tue 28th Apr 20097 answers, last by Whoa Nelly 08:47 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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CAJ1

What would you do?

I was fostered when I was younger and my only family is my younger brother and the lady who fostered me who I saw as my mum. I live miles away from them and haven't seen them for years but do keep in...
08:44 Wed 29th Apr 200931 answers, last by CAJ1 13:03 Tue 05th May 2009
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marval

Big People Words

A group of young children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she...
22:36 Fri 24th Apr 20094 answers, last by marval 12:28 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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tangojoe

Things you need to know

The difference between a geneaologist and a gynaecologist is that one looks up the family tree the other looks up the family bush
15:28 Tue 28th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 17:06 Tue 28th Apr 2009
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kristeven

downloading music??

i am using limewire to download my music but they all coming down in mp3 can any one tell me what im doing wrong our a different site thanks..
09:30 Tue 28th Apr 20099 answers, last by trish432 13:14 Tue 28th Apr 2009
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marval

More training needed

A man called Charlie is thrown out of his home, and decides that he needs to get a job in the world. He didn't have a lot of experience, so he thought it would be a good idea to get a job in a...
13:21 Sun 26th Apr 20093 answers, last by vaishali 10:29 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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mcraig

What would YOU do?

So. Here's a wee situation for you. You see someone you have really strong feelings for every weekday, and you're pretty close to them. You know you'll only ever be friends, you understand that. You...
14:45 Sun 26th Apr 200914 answers, last by Davethedog 11:36 Tue 28th Apr 2009
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marval

Dog daffynitions

dogberries. Fruits almost as tasty as a bone dogcart. Canine transportation dogcatcher. A dog very good at catching the ball in cricket dogdom. A realm where dogs live doge. Chief magistrate at doggy...
15:40 Sat 25th Apr 20093 answers, last by marval 20:22 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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Jubbly

Teddy Funny 2

There are three teddy bears in the airing cupboard. Which one is in the army ? The one on the tank.
02:02 Sat 25th Apr 20092 answers, last by BilleeSugger 11:28 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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Jubbly

Teddy Funny 1

Why did the teddy bear refuse a pudding after his tea ? Because he was stuffed.
02:01 Sat 25th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 10:26 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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marval

Cat daffynitions.

Catalogue. A feline on a piece of wood Cataplexy. A puzzled cat Catapult. Large sling for throwing cats Cataract. What a cat does in a play Catarrh. Instrument a cat plays when it has a cold...
17:13 Thu 23rd Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 10:24 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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bdsic98

would this be an illegal scheme?

so i got this email stating that you make can make thousands and only investing 6$ and it works like this there is a list of people 6 number 1-6 each person goes to this web site....
20:01 Fri 24th Apr 20093 answers, last by Buenchico 20:51 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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doomey!

strange feeling in my chest

Its not a pain as such, but all day today my chest has felt like kind of numb, a bit like pins and needles. I suffer from anxiety could this be related? Also I pick up my three year old a lot and...
16:16 Fri 24th Apr 20094 answers, last by doomey! 16:44 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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whiskeryron

Warning

THIS IS NO JOKE IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( [email protected] ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!! TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF...
15:54 Fri 24th Apr 200914 answers, last by woofgang 13:07 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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soulmans247

Bussiness ideas

can anyone tell me bussiness ideas
09:40 Fri 24th Apr 20096 answers, last by lettuce 17:10 Tue 26th May 2009

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