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janzman

home page

I have Google as my home page what page do you have????
20:45 Wed 14th Oct 200929 answers, last by 20SilkCut 22:02 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

toilet paper!!!

Can we talk about it?
20:18 Wed 14th Oct 200937 answers, last by brenda 22:03 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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finn13

who painted sunflowers

13:55 Wed 14th Oct 20094 answers, last by yogasun 13:57 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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cab

Anyone want to say Happy Birthday ?

To me ?
14:17 Tue 13th Oct 200932 answers, last by cab 10:23 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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slinky.kate

men are like

mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg. men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table....
23:35 Mon 12th Oct 20095 answers, last by Panic Button 17:43 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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pussy

OMG babies poohing

I know a 3 week old baby boy and he didnt pooh for 3 days so the grandmother made a cone shape out of soap and inserted it in his bottom. Yes he poohed a lot but do you think this is right?????? Do...
23:38 Mon 12th Oct 200911 answers, last by Panic Button 21:53 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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kawa4

Hi all hope this last year has been kind to you .

it's been over a year or more since i was last on this site reading through the thred's im so glad that some people seem to have left to go & bother other's. Dam i dont even reconise half your...
21:49 Mon 12th Oct 200910 answers, last by Brokenstoned 22:49 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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tamborine

Chav test

Am 30%! http://chavstest.com/...
10:41 Mon 12th Oct 200941 answers, last by NoMercy 13:31 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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marval

Old Father O'Malley

Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "Goodness," he said, picking it up: "You're the...
19:35 Sun 11th Oct 20095 answers, last by heathfield 18:16 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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molly-pot

Similes

Does anybody know a good website for finding similies, or know any?? Cheers (:...
17:55 Sun 11th Oct 20093 answers, last by sophie_1003 22:12 Sat 17th Oct 2009
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SurreyGuy

Does Limewire not work anymore?

I have used Limewire (NOT Limewire Pro) to download music for a couple of years. However, lately I have not been able to find any track of any name when I use "Audio Search". Has Limewire...
17:27 Sun 11th Oct 20097 answers, last by Brokenstoned 18:09 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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marval

Pissed

Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months, they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears....
14:01 Sun 11th Oct 20094 answers, last by slinky.kate 19:44 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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SazzyC0

Starting A New Job

Starting a new job tomorrow after 3 months out of employment, I know I will soon get back into the swing of things but am still pretty nervous. Hopefully will feel a lot more energised with having a...
13:44 Sun 11th Oct 20096 answers, last by suzie1 15:38 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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smudge

Any excuse!

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this...
17:51 Sat 10th Oct 20095 answers, last by smudge 19:04 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Seafarer1966

Dog

Two men walking down the road see a blind dog vigorously humping a cabbage. One guy says to the other.....poor thing....must have thought it was a collie....
12:39 Fri 09th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 16:12 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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marval

latex

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. "Do you know how...
14:22 Thu 08th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 12:53 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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dennisb66

Self propelled wheelchair users

I would like to hear any AB's views on the best wheelchair for travelling by air,any pitfalls etc.
10:16 Fri 09th Oct 20096 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:38 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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_sophie_

film about schoolboys in a deserted island!

ok, so this might sound really confusing but i'm going to describe it as best i can; there is a film that i remember watching in RME (don't know if this helps?), and it was about a group of schoolboys...
19:14 Thu 08th Oct 200920 answers, last by ABerrant 21:15 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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NoMercy

Son of a beech.

Two tall trees, a Beech and a Birch, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the Birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The...
16:01 Wed 07th Oct 20099 answers, last by bigmamma 17:35 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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Bellringer

Knitting pattern

Mrs. B is trying to find a knitting pattern for some thing she calls a snood. Can anyone point her in the right direction and restore harmony?
13:51 Wed 07th Oct 20093 answers, last by chazza 08:42 Thu 08th Oct 2009

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