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Pagodas

Asia was by far my favourite destination," the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. "Enigmatic and Magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of...
15:53 Sat 03rd Oct 20095 answers, last by marval 22:42 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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darren197373

A man in bed with his new girlfriend

notices a photo of another man on the bedside table.He asks is that your ex hubby? no she replies,well is it an old boyfriend?No silly she says.Dad or brother?No No she answers,Well who the fu*k is it...
15:21 Sat 03rd Oct 20091 answer, last by marval 15:51 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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marval

Wrong slippers

Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little...
14:48 Sat 03rd Oct 20094 answers, last by carlton23 15:01 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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bookbinder

Yet another Dutch joke about Belgians.

Now I'm really getting into my stride. There were two Belgian anglers sitting quietly at the water's edge. Suddenly, one says to the other, "Can I borrow your float?" "What for?"...
14:48 Sat 03rd Oct 20091 answer, last by marval 14:49 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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bookbinder

Another Dutch joke about Belgians.

As nobody groaned at my previous effort, here's another one. A Belgian housewife phones an electrician. "When are you coming to fix my door bell?" she says. "This is the fifth time that...
14:16 Sat 03rd Oct 20091 answer, last by marval 14:32 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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BigDogsWang

Silence is golden..... or is it?

My wife thinks I am mad. Whenever I do housework of any kind, i like to have music on in the background. Also I work from home every day, and I have to have some kind of background noise going on,...
10:57 Fri 02nd Oct 200910 answers, last by China Doll 09:46 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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chrissa1

Neighbours

Did I see the brother of Jeremy Vine on Neighbours a couple of nights ago? He had a short conversation with Elle. He's an actor/comedian but I can't remember his christian name.
16:24 Thu 01st Oct 20092 answers, last by chrissa1 16:38 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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eyeshade

Angry rant...sorry!

Hubby, as you may know, got color rectal cancer last October and all this year has had chemo and radio and 2 operations, one of which he is still getting over with pretty grim sypmtoms. Medical staff...
15:33 Thu 01st Oct 200916 answers, last by DEN53 16:54 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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bookbinder

Dutch joke about Belgian spacemen.

(The Dutch and the Belgians tell jokes about each other, much as the English tell jokes about the Irish, the Scots, the Welsh, and pretty well everybody. This is a Dutch joke about the Belgians. Stand...
10:30 Thu 01st Oct 20093 answers, last by bookbinder 19:24 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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jake-the-peg

Vaccination death

JNO's just posted in CB but it probably deserves more prominence The Girl who sadly died after the Cerviacal cancer jab had a malignant tumour affecting her heart and lungs....
10:22 Thu 01st Oct 20093 answers, last by marval 14:17 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

ONCE UPON A TIME IN AB TOWERS

Once upon a time....30th Sept. 2009, in AB towers, where resided lots of people, the head of the house being ED, his loyal footman was Spare Ed, tonight they were having a huge party, drinking...
20:02 Wed 30th Sep 200911 answers, last by Nannyjill 20:34 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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anotheoldgit

A minimum of 32 years, for vicious killing of innocent teenager.

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/130898/32-years-for-gun-thug-who-killed-an-innocent-student- Are we at last seeing zero tolerance sentences imposed for gang related gun crimes?...
16:12 Wed 30th Sep 20096 answers, last by sp1814 05:44 Fri 02nd Oct 2009
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4getmenot

Happy Birthday

Monkeyeyes Have a great day xxxxxxx...
07:38 Wed 30th Sep 20096 answers, last by monkeyeyes 08:48 Sat 03rd Oct 2009
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charliechan

smp finishing soon,,i have query about making fresh claim

my wifes smp is due to finish ...she left work on 9th feb 2009,,i understand she only recieves smp for 9 mths,,is this true ? so if it is then her smp will finish on 9th oct 2009.....she is...
09:31 Wed 30th Sep 20097 answers, last by bednobs 19:39 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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marval

Moan

Old Seth has been a farmer all his life, up at 5am. 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. No matter what the weather, and back to bed at 11pm. He had led a hard life, supported by his wife Bess, who bore...
22:49 Sat 26th Sep 20097 answers, last by marval 09:29 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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EDDIE51

2 old ladies

Two old dears are in the Launderette waiting for their washing to finish. 'That washing machine is laughing at me' says one old girl. 'No its not; says her friend, 'its taking the pi*s out of your...
20:49 Tue 29th Sep 20092 answers, last by carlton23 22:22 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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stewey

A girl once called me

and breathed into the phone "Stewey, I'm really lonely and lying here naked in a huge bed with mirrors on the ceiling, mirrors on the walls, in fact mirrors all over. Why don't you come and keep...
19:17 Tue 29th Sep 20092 answers, last by stewey 00:58 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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marval

How much

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. \"If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take...
22:11 Mon 28th Sep 20094 answers, last by stewey 14:21 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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pauliwauli2

Cricothyrotomy

If you are in a public place and someone urgently needs an emergency airway, can any old joe public do it if it's essential, or do you HAVE to have training? And if you did have to perform it, what...
15:49 Sun 27th Sep 20094 answers, last by marval 22:07 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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WhiteBears

Need some cheering up

*sighs* it will be my last week at work. And still struggling to find another job since Jan of this year =( Im so depressed and sad, although i hate my job, im kinda glad, but i need to find a...
14:08 Sun 27th Sep 20096 answers, last by WhiteBears 22:09 Sun 27th Sep 2009

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