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4getmenot

Happy Birthday

To Redcrx!!!!! Loads of love your lil sis xxxxxx...
10:35 Sun 27th Sep 200919 answers, last by redcrx 21:34 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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john91

Jimmy Tarbuck on TV

Does anyone know when Jimmy Tarbuck first appeared on TV? His first show was in 1964, but I remember seeing him as a guest artist on TV ( London Palladium perhaps ) sometime around autumn 1963. Thanks...
15:34 Sat 26th Sep 20093 answers, last by marval 09:35 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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marval

Bubbles

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn't be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples' favourite pastimes. The teacher required that he...
16:05 Fri 25th Sep 20092 answers, last by marval 09:27 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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hotfemail

csa

03:03 Sun 27th Sep 20091 answer, last by marval 09:23 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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jadyn

Wrong Route

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the beer. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside a bus depot. Paddy has a brainwave...
18:04 Sat 26th Sep 20092 answers, last by puternut 23:18 Mon 28th Sep 2009
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carlton23

A Cowboys Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just got married, and found a nice hotel for their wedding night, The cowboy approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said "We`re on our honeymoon and need a...
14:07 Sat 26th Sep 20091 answer, last by marval 22:28 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Dee Sa

Hallogen table top oven from JML

Has anyone got one/Using one ? if so are they good, any tips pls ?
11:39 Sat 26th Sep 200911 answers, last by wendilla 07:03 Mon 28th Sep 2009
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MrIncredible

Marmite Roast potatoes

Has anyone ever done marmite roasties? How do you do them and how mcuh marmite? thanks in advance...
17:46 Thu 24th Sep 20099 answers, last by Mortartube 14:07 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Seafarer1966

Nicked

Two shirtlifters are caught at it in an alleyway by a policeman. One runs off but the cop grabs hold of the other one. The cop says....I ought to stick my truncheon up your arse for doing that. The...
21:12 Fri 25th Sep 20093 answers, last by carlton23 14:09 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Seafarer1966

A Sweet Sort of Joke

Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. it was After Eight. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic, then slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed her his Curly Wurly....
21:00 Fri 25th Sep 20092 answers, last by carlton23 14:14 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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slinky.kate

doctor,i have broke my arm in many places

well dont go back there again
15:23 Fri 25th Sep 20095 answers, last by carlton23 14:19 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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littlegriff

why are companys getting so prejudice

i applied for a job as a chemist assistant last week, and received a letter today stating that i can not be considered for this position as i dont have a driving license !!!!!! why? the chemist is...
09:49 Fri 25th Sep 20095 answers, last by buildersmate 20:31 Fri 25th Sep 2009
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marval

Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex 4. It is important that...
22:03 Wed 23rd Sep 20096 answers, last by Panic Button 22:34 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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sheeshee

name of a scottish lock

an alcholic beverage
14:07 Thu 24th Sep 20099 answers, last by ladyalex 15:57 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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whiskeryron

Irish Blonde

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I...
17:42 Wed 23rd Sep 20091 answer, last by marval 22:02 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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4getmenot

Mirror Immage

If you bought a top and your friend then bought same top would you be annoyed? My mate knew I had this top and liked it so she bought it for herself. Dont know about anyone else but I wouldnt go out...
13:40 Wed 23rd Sep 200924 answers, last by marval 17:03 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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osprey

Fredrickson International

Has anyone had any dealings with these people and can they be contacted by email as I have failed on severa occasions to contact them?
09:12 Mon 21st Sep 20091 answer, last by marval 16:32 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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eldee1

Phishing or spam

How do I get rid of phishing and spam permanently, and can they all be blocked form hotmail?
15:27 Wed 23rd Sep 20091 answer, last by marval 15:29 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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NoMercy

What can't you do....

to save your life? I can't sing to save my life !! :-(...
15:20 Wed 23rd Sep 200957 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:22 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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Josiqueen

Cocker Spaniel died suddenly

My 12 year & 1month old cocker spaniel, Jarvis died 12 days ago. I arrived at the beach at 6pm & he was howling with excitement & running round as he hadn't been to the beach in months....
13:05 Wed 23rd Sep 20098 answers, last by morbius5 20:45 Thu 17th Dec 2009

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