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maggiebee

Tired

It takes a good year to eat a tyre.

Patsy33

My Grandad

My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”, lovely man, terrible cabinet maker. ....

Patsy33

Waiter

Waiter: "How would you like your steak sir?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife" Waiter: "Rare it is then Sir"...

Patsy33

My Boss

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him....

sunny-dave

Alternative Elf On A Shelf Thread

I'm sure all the parents/grandparents on here are busy elfing ... ... but for those ladies who have a spare moment ... https://i.postimg.cc/G2RCkGth/hardy.jpg Anyone got any other suggestions?...

Spicerack

Stupid Criminals..

Tried to rob store in the morning. Told to come back at 6:00pm when there'd be more money and they did... https://goo.gl/K6UeGM...

Patsy33

Badly Hatched Plan!

Oh dear, he could be laid off work for a very long time..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094357/Man-hospitalised-stuffing-15-hard-boiled-EGGS-bottom-high-date-rape-drug-GHB.html...

DTCwordfan

Horse Racing @ York Today....3 Yorkshire Racing Jokes

A Yorkshire racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The Wetherby vet replies: “Aye Lad, of course you will, and yer’ll probably win!”...

choux

I Had To Smile

Just had an email from Action on Hearing Loss and perused their latest offers. What a joy to find :) "Be the first to hear about new products, special offers and shop news"...

Tashi

just had a good night out in Whitstable with one of my Sisters and a Work Colleague, nice Indian meal and a drink or three in a nice Pub. Got home early as it is threatening to rain so wanted to make...

Patsy33

Hyena

I've been living with a hyena. It hasn't been easy I can tell you.. but there's been a lot of laughs along the way...

Voltage

Post Office!

i was accused at my local post office for stealing a book of stamps! I'm not having that I thought so I stuck one on him!...

Tashi

'orrible Wet Day, But Fun

Happy Easter people, Got two of my Sisters staying plus a Friend who has been flooded out of her Flat. BIL joining us when he finishes work tomorrow. Just been to the Local for an hour or so, nice but...

Patsy33

I Got Caught

I got caught up in a freak accident last year when I knocked two bearded ladies off their tandem bike.

Chipchopper

Tightrope Walker

Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank ?

Shaglene

On A Cowboys Tombstone..............

Written on a cowboys tombstone........... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life............. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a...