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Last Supper

As tomorrow 21st December is the end of the world, what are you having as your last support today? Haven't quire made up my mind but odds are on beef....
12:46 Thu 20th Dec 201211 answers, last by anneasquith 18:29 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Is Dijon Vu

- the same mustard as before?
12:05 Thu 20th Dec 20126 answers, last by McMouse 12:34 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Pleb Gate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20764044 Do you think the Cops guarding Downing Street will try and stitch up the Queen when she visits today? "Ones Plebs are looking very smart today Philip,...
09:31 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Smart Redhead

David Cameron was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom. Now how...
11:21 Mon 17th Dec 201228 answers, last by tonyav 18:22 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Is This The Foreign Secretary?

http://www.dandare.org/dan/aliens/mekon/mekon01.jpg...
12:41 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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Only In Australia

This is doing the rounds again........thought I would share.
14:13 Thu 13th Dec 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:14 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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Does This Chime With You?

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4895413101002760&pid=15.1...
13:37 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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Jigsaw Puzzle

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbour asks, "What is it...
11:24 Wed 12th Dec 20128 answers, last by ordbrae 18:07 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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Fox In A Hole

Consider five holes in a line. One of them is occupied by a fox. Each night, the fox moves to a neighboring hole, either to the left or to the right. Each morning, you get to inspect a hole of your...
15:08 Tue 11th Dec 201211 answers, last by mallyh 11:12 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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Christmas Is Coming

I know I'm quite emotional anyway, even so this story especially touched me...... A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute...
10:43 Mon 10th Dec 20123 answers, last by sibton 15:25 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to...
09:56 Wed 28th Nov 20123 answers, last by marval 16:58 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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Damned clever the Chinese

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/cooking/1160651.html Hope this works....
12:19 Tue 27th Nov 20124 answers, last by em10 14:09 Tue 27th Nov 2012
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Is sex the answer?

No......... Yes is the answer, sex is the question.
10:40 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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Talking Dirty on the Phone

Would that be aural sex?
12:05 Fri 23rd Nov 20126 answers, last by Graham-W 13:55 Fri 23rd Nov 2012
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Still got the galloping Greyhounds.

Had this bug since last weekend and it's not funny.
11:33 Fri 23rd Nov 20124 answers, last by McMouse 11:56 Fri 23rd Nov 2012
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NHS Big Tick

Appointment at NHS Diagnostic Centre this morning. No charges for parking and plenty of spaces. Receptionist was pleasant. Seen on time by efficient and pleasant technician. Home already and feel...
11:54 Thu 22nd Nov 20126 answers, last by McMouse 12:27 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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Putting the cat out

We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, Covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned...
11:40 Thu 22nd Nov 20125 answers, last by marval 15:54 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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The Barber Shop

It's a reworking of an old un, but it still makes we smile. Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a...
14:21 Wed 21st Nov 20125 answers, last by NBarb 11:24 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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Every Tuesday, year round

My neighbour has maintenance guys in to do gardening, decoration, cleaning etc. The point is, they have a huge collection of noisy machines which clatter on for 2 or 3 hours and it's getting on by...
14:11 Tue 20th Nov 20129 answers, last by sibton 17:44 Tue 20th Nov 2012

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