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By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China ! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes... The following...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me two thousand pounds, but it's state of the art. 'It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'...
Had an eye test at Boots yesterday and need new reading glasses. Have ordered their cheapest ones at £25 in the same frames as my existing ones. Asked how much to have new lenses in old frame...
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they...
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work...
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...
