Went to High Wycombe with Mrs McM on Saturday and had late lunch followed by theatre. Have previously cited HW as being about the worst place in England (apart from Watford) but on this occasion found...
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not...
BARRISTER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________ ___________________BARRISTER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?...
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW, THIS IS A LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby...
.. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to...
and was surprised she wasn't wearing a life jacket. Notices when she left St. Paul's in the Royal Bentley she wasn't wearing a seat belt. Anyone know why?
Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse,...
During the royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat." Many people have asked, "Why do the...
