Got out of bed, looked out the window and was amazed to see blue sky and bright sunshine. By the time I'd shaved, showered and got dressed it had clouded over and now looks set to rain. Grollocks....
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed “Im not dead, Im not dead, Let me out !” The vicar smiles, leans...
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of...
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...
A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your...
Yesterday morning Mrs McM ordered a plastic compost bin and was offered free routine delivery, estimated 2 to 3 weeks or pay premium for next day. Opted for free delivery and it's just been delivered....
For reasons I cannot fathom Mrs McM puts different coloured loo rolls by each toilet. I find the blue paper quite disconcerting, but I'm not sure why. Do any CBers have similar issues?