Donate SIGN UP

McMouse

441 to 460 of 1489

First Previous 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Next Last

Avatar Image
McMouse

Happy Birthday Emperor Toba

Born 1103 - Emperor Toba of Japan (d. 1156)
10:55 Fri 24th Feb 201215 answers, last by mccfluff 11:34 Fri 24th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Happy Birthday Paul II

1417 - Pope Paul II (d. 1471)
10:07 Thu 23rd Feb 20129 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:48 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Stolen knickers

Some low life just pinched a pair of Mrs McM's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 clothes pegs back.
15:13 Fri 17th Feb 201210 answers, last by sunny-dave 16:02 Fri 17th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

When is half-term over?

Everywhere I go there are hordes of out of control kids.
10:36 Fri 17th Feb 201216 answers, last by ummmm 12:12 Fri 17th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Religious understanding

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all of the Jews in Italy had to convert to Catholicism or leave the country. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community; so, the Pope offered a...
10:21 Fri 17th Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 21:19 Fri 17th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

I blame the EU

The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is now having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
17:26 Thu 16th Feb 20123 answers, last by whiskeryron 19:14 Thu 16th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

A recent poll asked - Are there too many immigrants in Britain?

17% said yes; 11% said no; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."
11:42 Thu 16th Feb 20129 answers, last by hc4361 12:30 Thu 16th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Thursday Special

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
10:32 Thu 16th Feb 20124 answers, last by wildwood 02:55 Fri 17th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Don't try this at home.....

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did ... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
10:12 Thu 16th Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 02:55 Fri 17th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

This might work

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the...
09:52 Thu 16th Feb 20123 answers, last by RATTER15 09:55 Thu 16th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Happy Birthday Saint Proclus

Patriarch of Constantinople born 8th February 412. Never met him but heard he was a good bloke.
12:18 Wed 08th Feb 20123 answers, last by mccfluff 12:26 Wed 08th Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

My Neighbour

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up...
09:29 Fri 03rd Feb 20122 answers, last by marval 16:41 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

It's gone 11.00 a.m./

Why hasn't my coffee appeared?
11:07 Wed 01st Feb 20129 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:40 Wed 01st Feb 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Friday Grown

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from...
10:56 Fri 27th Jan 20125 answers, last by marval 16:28 Fri 27th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

It's counting garden bird day today.

I'd like to do this, but other than Blackbirds, Robins and Blue Tills, I haven't a clue what the rest are called. Any experts on CB?
10:23 Thu 26th Jan 20127 answers, last by redman41 11:47 Thu 26th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

A Scottish Sailor

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. But just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young Scottish sailor...
11:25 Wed 25th Jan 20122 answers, last by marval 16:11 Wed 25th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

What to do?

My fattened-up Haggis has run away.
10:03 Wed 25th Jan 201224 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:38 Wed 25th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Wednesday Titter

A man goes into an Airfix shop and asks if they have a model of an Italian cruise liner. ‘Yes’ says the assistant, ‘Just one left’. ‘Will you put it on one side for me,...
10:17 Wed 18th Jan 20123 answers, last by triggerhippy 11:17 Tue 24th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Anthony Worrall Thompson Recipe for omelettes

First go and steal a dozen eggs.......
15:33 Tue 10th Jan 201220 answers, last by johntywino 15:47 Wed 11th Jan 2012
Avatar Image
McMouse

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrall Thompson’s jacket.
12:50 Tue 10th Jan 20125 answers, last by funnygirl 15:39 Tue 10th Jan 2012

441 to 460 of 1489

First Previous 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Next Last