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Just got call confirming admission today and operation tomorrow. If I'm not back posting here in a couple of weeks I'll haunt the lot of you.......
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....is what the Receptionist said when I called the GP's surgery. How come I had to wait two minutes then?
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since Monday and hasn't moved once.
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....and I said "I love you" She said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer"...
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Oggie...........
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Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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I'm always pushing her around and talking behind her back. I told her what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair....
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for a penis enlarger. Just opened it and some barsteward's sent me a magnifying glass!
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They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the...
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While hiking down along the river this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a...
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and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him... "Where are you from? You sound English", "I'm from across the Severn ," replies the man...
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Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"
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Saw a young woman walking in the village with a skirt so short you could see her thong. Every few moments she tried to tug it down a bit...the skirt that is. My question is, why on earth would she...
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reflection of UK attitude?
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....I know she posts occasionally but for me a certain sparkle has disappeared from CB.
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Has been found...

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