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Why aren't Haemorrhoids

called asteroids?
13:38 Wed 25th May 201113 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 15:23 Wed 25th May 2011
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Light travels faster than sound...

...which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. What do you think?
09:31 Wed 25th May 20114 answers, last by deggers316 16:38 Wed 25th May 2011
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The Latin professor

was uncharacteristically late in returning home. His wife was starting to worry when he entered the house. His hair was dishevelled, his clothes were torn, his glasses were broken, and his left eye...
15:06 Tue 24th May 201117 answers, last by McMouse 15:44 Tue 24th May 2011
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30 minute orgasm

Just received an email which says, amongst other things, that pigs take 30 minutes. I know now why I love pork and bacon.
15:01 Tue 24th May 201136 answers, last by jno 18:54 Tue 24th May 2011
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Suns over the yardarm

time to break out the chilled sauv blanc.
14:36 Tue 24th May 201114 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:57 Tue 24th May 2011
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Why are they called travellers?

The residents of the local Pikey camp haven't moved for years.
14:28 Tue 24th May 20111 answer, last by McMouse 16:33 Tue 24th May 2011
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If "Big Sexy Thighs" is the answer,

What is the question?
10:52 Tue 24th May 20115 answers, last by snags 12:20 Tue 24th May 2011
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Got a sore ring

finger when I squashed it in the shed. Think I may lose the nail.
11:29 Mon 23rd May 20114 answers, last by housemouse 11:37 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Why is this site

unpopular?
10:40 Fri 20th May 201111 answers, last by ABerrant 17:53 Sat 21st May 2011
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20th May

What a lovely day. Good luck everyone.
10:38 Fri 20th May 20116 answers, last by Quassia 16:21 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Giant Sunflower

Best I've ever managed was 9 feet tall. Any suggestions for extra growth?
10:21 Fri 20th May 20112 answers, last by rowanwitch 18:32 Sat 21st May 2011
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The bad news is..

Garage just called to say that in addition to full service there is work needed to parking brake, transmission fluid & valve and a new tyre. Don't think there will be much change out of £1k....
10:08 Fri 20th May 201113 answers, last by McMouse 13:44 Fri 20th May 2011
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Looking over my shoulder

I can't see anyone. Should I worry about this?
15:44 Wed 18th May 20118 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:49 Wed 18th May 2011
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What's the fastest way to get a nun......

......pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
13:39 Wed 18th May 2011
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Three cheers for Mrs McM

My mobile phone has not survived the washing machine!
08:27 Wed 18th May 201128 answers, last by whiskeryron 12:53 Wed 18th May 2011
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Dead Duck

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
15:11 Mon 16th May 20116 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:27 Thu 19th May 2011
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Even if found guilty....

....Dominique Strauss Kahn can still run for presidential elections in Italy!
13:21 Mon 16th May 20112 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:14 Mon 16th May 2011
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Why are they called dissidents?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13412871# In my book these people are terrorists and should be hunted down and given the Bin Laden treatment....
13:06 Mon 16th May 201117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:49 Mon 16th May 2011
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn in the jug.

Reminds me of the Goblin Teasmaid joke.
11:28 Mon 16th May 20116 answers, last by triggerhippy 12:20 Mon 16th May 2011

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