Donate SIGN UP

McMouse

561 to 580 of 1489

First Previous 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 Next Last

Avatar Image
McMouse

Where's my Moggie?

All answers to E. Schrodinger please.
10:06 Mon 16th May 20116 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:37 Tue 17th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Pavlov has now stopped experimenting....

The doorbell rang and the dog ate the Avon Lady.
11:19 Thu 12th May 20112 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:46 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

New Cocktail?

A guy walks into a bar ... Barman says, "What'll you have?" The guy says "I'll have a Bin Laden." The bartender says, "never heard of it, how's it made?" The guy says,...
08:36 Thu 12th May 20117 answers, last by sidkid 17:54 Thu 12th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Paradox.....

Medics sky diving?
10:37 Wed 11th May 201112 answers, last by woofgang 11:37 Wed 11th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

I don't think

I am. As my mate Des didn't say.
10:08 Wed 11th May 201124 answers, last by mike11111 10:42 Wed 11th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

What a bonus

I've stopped using my Nat West credit card and decided to use the accumulated "Your Points" to get M&S vouchers. They came through today........£650.....yippeeeee.
09:11 Tue 10th May 201113 answers, last by smurfchops 16:20 Mon 25th Jul 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

'kin Parcel Force again......

Doorbell just rang, time I got to the door Parcel Force was driving away. Card in box says "Has been taken to the Post Office branch...... When I looked closer I saw it was being taken to the...
09:34 Thu 05th May 20118 answers, last by Dee Sa 12:10 Thu 05th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

CIA?

According to BBC news this morning, arsenic has been found in Holy Water brought from Mecca.
09:21 Thu 05th May 20115 answers, last by Steve.5 15:49 Thu 05th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Short Joke

A man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant. "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in...
18:06 Wed 04th May 20118 answers, last by cupid04 21:26 Wed 04th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Yoko Ono in new series

Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!' Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been living off a dead beatle for the last thirty years....
09:52 Tue 03rd May 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 09:39 Wed 04th May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Spooky or what?

Osama Bin Laden dies on same date as Adolf Hitler......
09:34 Mon 02nd May 201115 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:08 Mon 02nd May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Older women are so reasonable !!!!!

After being married for 44 years I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10" black and white...
09:08 Mon 02nd May 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Will the Kurds get their Way?

I know, bit of a cheesey question for a Thursday.
13:51 Thu 28th Apr 20111 answer, last by WELSHYORKIE 13:54 Thu 28th Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Bereavement

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong?? The boy says me Ma is dead. Oh bejaysus the man says, do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?? The boy...
09:06 Wed 27th Apr 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 07:09 Thu 28th Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

They sent my census form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, pikeys, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern...
12:34 Fri 22nd Apr 201121 answers, last by askyourgran 18:41 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

'kin Nora

Just got update from PetrolPrices.com and diesel is £1.48.
10:24 Thu 21st Apr 201118 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:05 Thu 21st Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

What happens to a policeman's helmet.....

.....when he retires?
09:17 Thu 21st Apr 201114 answers, last by jackthehat 12:56 Thu 21st Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Happy as Larry...

Just heard this said and wondered if anyone knows who Larry was?
08:30 Thu 21st Apr 201110 answers, last by sallabananas 09:03 Thu 21st Apr 2011
Avatar Image
McMouse

Is this the crappiest place in UK?

Went to Watford yesterday and found it a most unpleasant experience.
12:17 Wed 20th Apr 201170 answers, last by marval 17:44 Wed 20th Apr 2011

561 to 580 of 1489

First Previous 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 Next Last