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Went into a local charity shop as they were selling off books 'any 3 for £5', normally £3 each There were only two that I wanted and the assistant tried to charge me £6. I picked up...
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Any names available?
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......he said he was a Rear Admiral. He suggested splicing the mainbrace.
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Asked MIL what she thought about the earthquake and radiation problems in Japan and she immediately teared up and said she thinks every day about a relative who died on the Burma railroad and will...
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As usual they will prattle on about Africans who live in mud huts and have to walk five hours each day just to get a bucket of water. Is it me, or would it not be just a whole lot easier and cheaper...
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claimed an indignant woman in an interview yesterday. I wonder if she would have stayed in her seat at the Oscars if her name had been called for Best Actress?
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Tomorrow the sun will rise at 06:38 and set at 17:53. In the event of clear skies the sun will be visible between these times. This may not be as exciting as catching a glimpse of the space station or...
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Although keeping it scrupulously clean, stains have appeared on my rear rim. The front wheel is fine though.
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Can't decide what not to do today.
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Seems quiet on CB today.
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why did my Jelq thread get pulled?
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93 year old MIL was at a hospital clinic yesterday and the nurse doing a questionnaire asked "are you pregnant?" Thorough or what?
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as a substitute for tarragon when I pickle my onions?
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who would you like to come back as? I'd like to be the love child of sqad and BOO.
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I've got my avatar back.
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a portent of coming into money?
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one of the deadly sins?
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Passed MOT, but needed replacement windscreen and three new tyres. Can only get better.

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