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by people wishing to change the system lead to similar violence on the streets of European cities?
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Took MIL to shops in her wheelchair and found that a disabled bloke with his blue badge had parked and blocked access to the ramp down to the supermarket. When he came back and I pointed out what he...
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I realised it was that sort of pub. What do you say?
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My avatar has disappeared and I know not why. Is this a punishment meted out by Ed?
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https://www.youtube.com/storytellermedia...
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One says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just joined Rotary..."...
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armpit hair?
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Margaret Beckett and Paddy Ashdown or just have everyone on earth think you did?
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should you be prepared to kill the animal yourself? And if not, should you be a vegetarian?
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Our local German Market is closing and I'm beside myself.
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be breakfast in bed?
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To comply with the anti-Money Laundering Regulations I have to produce to a bank an original copy of recent utility bill, council tax or bank statement. Photocopies are not acceptable. Over recent...
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Isn't what it was.
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The...
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Harold is 95 and lives in a Retirement Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age...
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.........around Uranus? This should flush out all the budding astronomers....
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...for the children's market, but are now looking for a new name.
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.........as a regular pudding and does it need custard?
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Confirms what I always thought about Blair and his cabinet. http://www.telegraph....Lockerbie-bomber.html...

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