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Is Impotence

Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
10:23 Tue 18th Jan 20119 answers, last by castro_gene 09:35 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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Mahatma Gandhi

Most people know that was a man of peace. He was known for non violent resistance which helped India gain it's independence. But many people do not know some of the more intimate details of his life....
11:34 Mon 17th Jan 20117 answers, last by mollykins 21:07 Tue 18th Jan 2011
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I'm at the age where I want two girls.

When I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
15:36 Fri 14th Jan 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:32 Fri 14th Jan 2011
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I'm taking Viagra......

.........and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going
13:33 Fri 14th Jan 201114 answers, last by McMouse 11:04 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Mrs McM only has sex.......

....... with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
11:31 Fri 14th Jan 201112 answers, last by McMouse 12:47 Fri 14th Jan 2011
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Norfolk Haiku: on desire

Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget you are my cousin...
14:55 Wed 12th Jan 20114 answers, last by NazNomad 15:16 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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Tit for tat

Sadie, an elderly, rather poorly dressed lady is in a lift in a well known London department store on her way down to the ground floor. On the 4th floor, a beautiful young woman gets into the lift...
10:49 Wed 12th Jan 20111 answer, last by marval 13:56 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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And Moses said unto the lord,

"We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?"
16:12 Tue 11th Jan 201123 answers, last by tiggerblue10 17:59 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Magic Wardrobe

Mrs McM got a new pair of jeans before xmas and when she took them out this morning they has shrunk 2 sizes!
15:01 Tue 11th Jan 20119 answers, last by wolf63 18:21 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Kwik Fit

My friend tried working there but found it too exhausting.
11:05 Tue 11th Jan 201115 answers, last by McMouse 11:15 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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The Priest And The Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put down his book and said to the Rabbi, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork... but...
10:25 Tue 11th Jan 20113 answers, last by mibn2cweus 18:53 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Your house is about to burn down

Assuming your family and pets are safe, what one inanimate object would you save?
14:20 Mon 10th Jan 201137 answers, last by karenmac60 21:43 Mon 10th Jan 2011
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Avoid New Year's Resolutions

Resolved to vacuum the house every Friday as a gesture of support for Mrs McM. Just about to plug the thing in when the phone rang. After the call thought to myself 'now what was I doing' then trod on...
10:30 Fri 07th Jan 201116 answers, last by tiggerblue10 13:46 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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The Computer says No!

Went into local Computer store today and picked up an external hard drive in it's sealed box and took it to checkout. They scanned it and told me that as it was 'out of stock' they couldn't let me...
16:34 Thu 06th Jan 20117 answers, last by TTG 22:09 Thu 06th Jan 2011
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Red Ring of Death

Not quite sure where to post this. Overheard in the paper shop this morning....."my son got the red ring of death over the weekend and he's inconsolable" What on earth does this mean? Is it...
12:37 Wed 05th Jan 201123 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:26 Wed 05th Jan 2011
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Shock Horror

Nigel in the Archers has fallen off a roof and is dead. RIP
14:50 Tue 04th Jan 20115 answers, last by lankeela 12:41 Wed 05th Jan 2011
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Safety Bunker for old people

2011 seems to have spawned many threads taking a poke at old people. I have built a refuge bunker where we can congregate and discuss a reprisal campaign against those CBers who are out to get us. Any...
14:46 Tue 04th Jan 201165 answers, last by boxtops 23:19 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Bleeding Butcher

Went into butchers today and congratulated them on their excellent cocktail and chipolata sausages. Told them they were the best yet. Miserable bleeder said "Your missus must have finally learnt...
13:55 Tue 04th Jan 20117 answers, last by craft1948 14:46 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Compassion in the Public Sector

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ey-shetland-12110270# Mustn't delay a tea break....
13:40 Tue 04th Jan 20118 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:15 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Swollen Balls

This guy comes into his doctor's office and tells him he's got a serious problem, that one of his balls is REALLY swollen. So the doctor asks him to show him, and the guy tells him he's not gonna...
17:19 Mon 03rd Jan 20113 answers, last by sallabananas 10:55 Fri 07th Jan 2011

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