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What will you miss

about 2010?
15:33 Fri 31st Dec 201023 answers, last by jno 20:25 Fri 31st Dec 2010
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A man worked for the Post Office

whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it...
11:13 Fri 24th Dec 20102 answers, last by marval 13:20 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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My itchy orifice

is fundamentally irritating. What to do?
10:35 Thu 23rd Dec 201018 answers, last by Starbuckone 09:51 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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What Size Condoms

A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the...
15:30 Fri 17th Dec 201015 answers, last by whiskeryron 09:04 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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Geordie Salesman

A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Eye, hods, I was a canny...
15:27 Fri 17th Dec 20102 answers, last by wildwood 04:11 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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A young reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the office." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man...
15:16 Fri 17th Dec 201014 answers, last by mike11111 16:12 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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Supermarket Scam alert!!!

Please note that whilst shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they...
14:45 Fri 17th Dec 201017 answers, last by whiskeryron 15:38 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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BBC Radio 4

Is on in the background and I've just realised someones doing a cooking demo. Radio!
10:37 Thu 16th Dec 20106 answers, last by jake-the-peg 12:23 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Anyone believe in

Fairies?
18:34 Wed 15th Dec 201016 answers, last by mrs_overall 19:49 Wed 15th Dec 2010
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Homosexuality is a criminal offense in Qatar

Does this mean shirt lifting goal scorers will be prosecuted at the 2022 World Cup?
11:09 Tue 14th Dec 20106 answers, last by steg 12:31 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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Gold Urinals

The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. 'No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was...
13:25 Mon 13th Dec 20104 answers, last by wildwood 07:16 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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Where have all the avatars

gone?
10:44 Mon 13th Dec 201012 answers, last by Jonno311 11:13 Mon 13th Dec 2010
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Children's pics posted on AB

Given the concerns about peodos accessing pics of children on Facebook and similar sites, is it wise to post pics of children here?
14:34 Fri 10th Dec 201045 answers, last by mrs_overall 20:37 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Is the erection service

offered by my shed supplier good value at £100?
10:23 Fri 10th Dec 201016 answers, last by NazNomad 11:17 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Do you believe this?

Hope the link works. http://www.flixxy.com...ga-musical-africa.htm...
10:07 Thu 09th Dec 20106 answers, last by zzxxee 10:57 Thu 09th Dec 2010
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My neighbour asked me for a double entendre............

as she was going to a hen night.......so I gave her one. .
11:57 Wed 08th Dec 20103 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 12:11 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Top 10 excuses for not having a TV licence

1. “A pigeon fell down the chimney and broke the aerial so I have bad reception” 2. “My 11-year-old son must have bought the TV during the night. It wasn't there when I went to...
11:40 Wed 08th Dec 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 12:12 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Mrs McM prefers well hung........

.....supplies from our local butcher. Do you think premium meat is value for money?
14:32 Tue 07th Dec 20103 answers, last by miacat 15:04 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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New Year's Honour's List

I nominate Lord Sqad of The Balearics for his unstinting contribution to B&S and defense of the integrity of CB, Dame Salla of Bananaland for gems of innuendo and Sir Angry of Oldgitshire for...
12:38 Mon 06th Dec 201039 answers, last by jackthehat 15:29 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Knob Ring is loose.......

........Mrs McM says it works even though it's a bit slack. Hope we don't have to replace the entire hob.
11:59 Fri 03rd Dec 20108 answers, last by ummmm 12:28 Fri 03rd Dec 2010

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