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What is the most unusual..........

........tattoo and location you have come across? I once saw a chap with a tattoo on his back with hounds chasing a fox that was half into his backside.
13:03 Thu 02nd Dec 201030 answers, last by sallabananas 15:13 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, get lucky and find a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
10:29 Fri 19th Nov 20102 answers, last by marval 17:38 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Firework Displays banned at EuroDisney.....

......because it keeps frightening the French Army into surrendering.
17:32 Thu 18th Nov 20104 answers, last by jake-the-peg 08:40 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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She replied "Bow Locks"

When asked where she worked. A woman was interviewed on Radio 4 yesterday about her job as a lock keeper for British Waterways close to the 2012 Olympic site. Has anyone come across any interesting...
16:46 Thu 18th Nov 20101 answer, last by marval 22:04 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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The same old problem......

Waiting in checkout queue and the woman at the front is on her mobile, then she fishes in her bag and grabs a load of discount coupons and then carries on with her conversation. Checkout lady scans...
15:48 Thu 18th Nov 201023 answers, last by B00 10:14 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Overheard on the bus.....

"If I was just popping into Pound Shop I'd put a coat on over my nightie and keep my slippers on...... mind you if I was going to ASDA I'd get dressed and put some lippy on"
13:19 Thu 18th Nov 201010 answers, last by sallabananas 13:53 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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Humped Zebra Crossing

This is a sign in my local John Lewis car park and it always makes me laugh.
12:36 Wed 17th Nov 20103 answers, last by yogi-bear 12:38 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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Started Yoga.....

......and my Dog Tilt pose is all over the place.
10:40 Wed 17th Nov 20102 answers, last by McMouse 10:43 Wed 17th Nov 2010
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Do you want to be a Starship Trooper?

I am the Recruiting Officer for The Space Corps and I am looking for candidates for our rigorous training programme. The ideal person will be young and have previous experience of marching and weapons...
14:13 Tue 16th Nov 201016 answers, last by flump1 18:02 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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Oh dear.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has...
10:32 Tue 16th Nov 20107 answers, last by chrissa1 18:17 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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An Oirish Story.

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says,...
10:03 Wed 10th Nov 20104 answers, last by marval 18:32 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Repent O Scottish Sinner....

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.. As it happened, he...
11:08 Mon 08th Nov 20104 answers, last by slinky.kate 05:54 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Is the second coming

a event you're expecting?
10:11 Fri 05th Nov 20109 answers, last by TTG 11:59 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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A bald man with a wooden leg gets asked to a Halloween party.

He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:...
09:44 Fri 05th Nov 20103 answers, last by marval 12:45 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Should I donate my old banjo

to the local music group.........no strings attached?
11:08 Thu 04th Nov 20104 answers, last by Steve.5 12:41 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.
14:35 Tue 02nd Nov 2010116 answers, last by Bobbisox 16:45 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Blue Badge Parking

Ma-in-Law received her renewed blue badge today and I read the leaflet that came with it. It seems (provided she is in the car) we don't have to pay the London congestion charge, may park on double...
11:36 Thu 28th Oct 201025 answers, last by bednobs 17:52 Thu 28th Oct 2010
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Anyone had a moist

experience today? Details please.
14:59 Tue 26th Oct 201051 answers, last by mazie 19:23 Tue 26th Oct 2010

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