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The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very Fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later,...
13:23 Wed 13th Oct 20105 answers, last by McMouse 13:41 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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What’s the difference between “Ooooooh!” and “Ouch!”?

...............about an inch!
13:20 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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Well I never......

.....over in Science (very serious place) moles are being pickled in sulfuric acid. I know Grollykins is a mega intelligent being but this mole business has unsettled me.
16:51 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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I've just been told that

every month, approximately nine out of 10 American children visit a McDonald's restaurant.
16:20 Tue 12th Oct 201012 answers, last by Vagrant 21:44 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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Overheard in Tesco

At the check out a couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The person on the till heard the woman say to the guy, "Stop being a broccoli." With a questioning look the assistant...
09:09 Tue 12th Oct 201019 answers, last by mccfluff 16:10 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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Anyone at a loose end?

With the exception of salla naturally.
15:07 Mon 11th Oct 20101 answer, last by ttfn 16:33 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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Feeling a little sheepish

can't find me wellies.
13:07 Mon 11th Oct 201013 answers, last by mike11111 13:54 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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My Euromillions lottery ticket

is lurking somewhere in the kitchen. Should I bother to look or has the big one already been claimed?
13:05 Sat 09th Oct 20108 answers, last by TTG 15:43 Sat 09th Oct 2010
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Beware of Greeks

A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the Wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions....
12:25 Thu 07th Oct 20105 answers, last by Charlie911 13:53 Thu 07th Oct 2010
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Have you been helpful or horrible to a

stranger today. Prizes for best three examples.
15:03 Wed 06th Oct 201091 answers, last by boxtops 16:57 Wed 06th Oct 2010
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If you kill a rat

and make the appropriate prayer, will that make it Halal rat meat?
10:08 Wed 06th Oct 20107 answers, last by craft1948 11:14 Wed 06th Oct 2010
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A man went to Hell.

He was distraught when he saw the long line to it's entrance. The usher saw this and asked him why. The man replies, "Because I'm going to hell." The usher answers, "Oh, it's not as bad...
17:22 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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Condom invention

Interesting piece of history. In 1872 the Australians invented the condom, using a goat's bladder. In 1873 the Kiwis somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first.
15:55 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Last time I trotted this av out

It received mixed reviews.
11:19 Sun 03rd Oct 20106 answers, last by 2shortplanks 19:20 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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What gets on your tits

big time?
09:35 Fri 01st Oct 2010185 answers, last by Bobbisox 17:30 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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What does a knob sound like?

According to Emma Thompson "There is the necessity to have two languages - one that you use with your mates and the other that you need in any official capacity. Or you're going to sound like a...
11:01 Tue 28th Sep 201011 answers, last by B00 11:51 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Why is Ed Miliband bothering

to make a speech today when most of it has already been leaked?
10:01 Tue 28th Sep 20104 answers, last by Jemisa 11:05 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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Extra Genitalia

Two guys are working out. 'I’ve been taking steroids, and I’ve grown an extra penis,' one of them says to the other. 'Anabolic?' his pal asks. 'No, just a penis.'...
10:24 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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The trapped miners in Chile

have been told to sing, play games and write letters to their loved ones in order to keep themselves busy. Call me pedantic but can they not just do some mining?
10:21 Sat 25th Sep 20108 answers, last by dotty. 12:20 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Anyone seen salla

this week?
14:26 Fri 24th Sep 20108 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:29 Fri 24th Sep 2010

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