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Wales Forever

An Englishman is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, ‘Do you wanna hear a Welsh joke? The big guy replies, ‘Well mate, before you tell that...
18:17 Tue 02nd Mar 20102 answers, last by craft1948 18:41 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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I've just found out I can still have sex at 84!

I am so happy because I live at 59, so it's not far to walk home . . . --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- We want to hear all your funny, exciting and...
10:29 Tue 02nd Mar 20102 answers, last by No_Likey 12:58 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Deep, what?

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra...
16:40 Fri 26th Feb 20102 answers, last by Quentin_Crisp 17:31 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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If we are on earth to help others,

What are the others here for?
15:42 Fri 26th Feb 201011 answers, last by mibn2cweus 16:19 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Limerick for Poet's Day

There was a young girl from Carshalton Who had a long tit and a short 'un To make up for that She had a big twa t And could suck start a 650 Norton!...
15:06 Fri 26th Feb 201053 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:30 Sat 27th Feb 2010
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Irish Virginity Test

Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy’s forthcoming wedding . . . "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," he said. Mick says, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All...
14:16 Fri 26th Feb 20103 answers, last by China Doll 16:03 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Harvest Time

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of di1dos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!...
13:33 Fri 26th Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 13:35 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Blue pencilled

^^^^^^^ m1nge drinking
13:28 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Health Warning

The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of *** drinking....
13:27 Fri 26th Feb 20103 answers, last by craft1948 13:31 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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My wife doesn't go to the gym because

She stays fit by jumping to conclusions.
13:09 Fri 26th Feb 20105 answers, last by craft1948 14:18 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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The Time Machine

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like...
13:07 Fri 26th Feb 20102 answers, last by keithlbw 15:24 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Why did Andy Pandy think he was

Muffin the Mule?
12:27 Fri 26th Feb 20101 answer, last by Mr Veritas 12:31 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Bedroom Rugby

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.” His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was...
10:14 Fri 26th Feb 20103 answers, last by another-view 12:56 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Beauty may be skin deep,

but ugly goes right to the bone.
16:48 Thu 25th Feb 20102 answers, last by Barmaid 17:52 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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The Phone Call

A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to...
16:15 Thu 25th Feb 20104 answers, last by puternut 23:16 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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YOU MAY BE IN THE TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4....
16:01 Thu 25th Feb 20104 answers, last by tamborine 16:14 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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Another Tax Rip Off

http://petitions.numb...gov.uk/DutyReduction/...
10:21 Thu 25th Feb 20101 answer, last by funnygirl 11:54 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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Dog gets medal equivalent to VC

In my opinion dogs have no conception of bravery. Working dogs are trained to do things for which they get a reward. Is this another example of human sentimentality?
15:43 Wed 24th Feb 201013 answers, last by steg 17:18 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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What a statesman like thing say!

Immigration minister Phil Woolas has dismissed the charity boss at the centre of the Gordon Brown bullying row as "this prat of a woman."
14:25 Tue 23rd Feb 20108 answers, last by anotheoldgit 08:40 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Don't you love it

When a local shop is closed with a notice on the door saying "Back in 45 minutes" but no indication when the 45 mins started?
12:13 Tue 23rd Feb 20108 answers, last by McMouse 14:07 Tue 23rd Feb 2010

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