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Q: Was Pandora blonde or brunette?

Must have been brunette because the other one would never have got the box open.
18:23 Thu 04th Feb 20102 answers, last by tonyted 00:34 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Knock knock.

Who’s there? Objective case. Objective case who? Wrong....
17:44 Thu 04th Feb 20101 answer, last by cazzz1975 17:45 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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How do I get rid of MSN?

I've tried just about everything and it still reappears.
17:05 Thu 04th Feb 201013 answers, last by McMouse 15:04 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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An American tourist in Italy

is constipated for a week, but when he arrives in Florence, the water is better and his condition goes away. "With Firenze like this," he said, "who needs enemas?"
16:43 Thu 04th Feb 20102 answers, last by heathfield 18:12 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Is an Ignoranus

a person who's both stupid and an a rsehole?
16:33 Thu 04th Feb 20105 answers, last by craft1948 16:38 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Goodness gracious

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, Ireland, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park...
16:26 Thu 04th Feb 20102 answers, last by craft1948 18:10 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Who said?

'Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.'
16:23 Thu 04th Feb 20103 answers, last by LucyThomas7 07:39 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Wanted

£10,000 reward. Schroedinger's Cat. Dead or Alive...
14:59 Thu 04th Feb 201018 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:58 Sun 07th Feb 2010
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How high

can crabs jump?
16:07 Wed 03rd Feb 20108 answers, last by Steve.5 16:14 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Swine flu jab

Is it kosher?
12:23 Wed 03rd Feb 20103 answers, last by daftgrandad 12:53 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Why humour BBBE99?

Acceptance comes with being acceptable.
16:28 Tue 02nd Feb 201029 answers, last by McMouse 17:08 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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What's the worst chat-up line?

At a club. "For a fat lass you don't sweat much"
17:29 Mon 01st Feb 201017 answers, last by Hugh Jass 01:45 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Sex again

Girl from Romford was asked if she was protected when she had sex. She replied "Yeh we use the bus shelter"...
16:54 Mon 01st Feb 201011 answers, last by BOL10X 22:52 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Another Granny Tale

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set...
15:51 Mon 01st Feb 20101 answer, last by redcrx 16:15 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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If only Jaffa Cakes

were.........
11:27 Mon 01st Feb 20107 answers, last by lankeela 12:39 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Romance is not dead

A bloke was always being told by his missus that he watched too much sport on TV. It was always football, cricket, rugby, golf and darts. The bloke decides he better show the missus that he does care...
11:04 Mon 01st Feb 20103 answers, last by Sachs 13:48 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Monday morning

A bloke from Doncaster wakes up with a sore rectum. He goes to the shop and say's to the shopkeeper 'Nah then,does tha' sell A*se cream? The shopkeeper replies, Aye,lad,we do. Does tha' want a magnum...
10:53 Mon 01st Feb 20102 answers, last by marval 13:46 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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What did the polite Welshman say?

"After ewe"
15:56 Sat 30th Jan 20102 answers, last by Androcles 16:33 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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What's the fastest animal on four legs

apart from a Welsh lamb when it hears the sound of a zip?
13:01 Sat 30th Jan 20104 answers, last by stokemaveric 15:22 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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At the Pearly Gates

Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates, St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry. Freddie says,...
11:39 Sat 30th Jan 20101 answer, last by redman41 11:41 Sat 30th Jan 2010

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