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Never too old

Couple aged 98 filed for divorce. Judge asked why they had left it so long. They aswered "We thought we should wait until the kids died"...
15:53 Fri 29th Jan 20101 answer, last by Zacsmaster 16:53 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Marmite

Is..........
15:18 Fri 29th Jan 201021 answers, last by slinky.kate 16:45 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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They must be joking

Driver fined for blowing his nose... by same PC who ticketed man for dropping £10 Read more: http://www.dailymail....r=yahoo#ixzz0e04Pa5f2...
11:33 Fri 29th Jan 20109 answers, last by vibrasphere 16:53 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Paddy

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time;...
10:47 Fri 29th Jan 20102 answers, last by slinky.kate 16:54 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Q. What's the difference between sliced bread and Italians?

A. You can make soldiers out of the bread.
10:11 Fri 29th Jan 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 13:29 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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How famous do you have to be

to get assinated rather than just murdered?
10:04 Fri 29th Jan 20107 answers, last by Ankou 12:55 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Bidet

Yes or no?
11:26 Thu 28th Jan 201025 answers, last by vibrasphere 12:13 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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Why is the top post highlighted in yellow

but it's not the most recent?
10:22 Thu 28th Jan 20109 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:01 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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Happy Wednesday

One day a boy walked into a pharmacy. He walked around for a while until he found what he was looking for. He grabbed a box of ribbed condoms, walked up to the checkout lane, and slapped them on the...
13:14 Wed 27th Jan 20101 answer, last by Zacsmaster 13:27 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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What's the difference between a Goldfish and a Mountain Goat?

The Goldfish mucks about in fountains!
13:11 Wed 27th Jan 20102 answers, last by McMouse 13:16 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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If ritual slaughter of animals is legal in UK

why not legalise other faith practices such as FMG, flogging, stoning, amputation, beheading etc?
11:49 Wed 27th Jan 201043 answers, last by ummmm 14:23 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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Nobody goes to my local pub

it's too crowded.
16:00 Mon 25th Jan 201013 answers, last by theonlyone 16:34 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Don't try this at home

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never...
15:24 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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In the Name of the Lord

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company... One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.... Could ya' be saying'...
15:09 Mon 25th Jan 20103 answers, last by chelle7272 15:16 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Look Ewe Dai Bach

Comment by pervy Welshman
14:21 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Another Tale from the Confessional

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
12:49 Mon 25th Jan 20102 answers, last by lucca 11:12 Tue 26th Jan 2010
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For all Sinners

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven..'...
12:43 Mon 25th Jan 20102 answers, last by carrust 12:45 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Well, I'm not even going to read it.

So there.
12:46 Thu 21st Jan 20102 answers, last by LukeWarm 19:28 Thu 21st Jan 2010
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Bloke in my local pub is very irritating

But I think it was out of order to nickname him Thrush.
12:17 Thu 21st Jan 20102 answers, last by trickythetipster 12:28 Thu 21st Jan 2010
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Kosher takeaway

5770 Year according to Jewish calendar; 4705 Year according to Chinese calendar; 1065 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food....
11:34 Tue 12th Jan 2010

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