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Asked to comment about recent polls

Gordon Brown said "they're doing a fantastic job in our kitchen"
17:11 Tue 24th Nov 20091 answer, last by docspock 17:12 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Not a tall story

The Seven Dwarves are in a cave when the roof suddenly collapses Snow white is worried for their lives, until she hears a voice from inside the cave saying "I think Gordon Brown is a great Prime...
16:59 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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A TRIP TO ASDA

Yesterday I was at my local ASDA buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she...
13:47 Tue 24th Nov 20098 answers, last by BillyKid 13:34 Thu 26th Nov 2009
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One for a wet Tuesday

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to...
10:45 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Three Bears

Three men of the cloth, a priest, a minister and a rabbi, are discussing who could convert a new recruit. They decide to try out their skills in a forest. "Whoever converts a bear first,...
12:58 Mon 23rd Nov 20091 answer, last by marval 17:59 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Tripe for Lunch

Is this a good idea?
12:20 Mon 23rd Nov 200940 answers, last by mccfluff 13:33 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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G'Day Mate

A muslim was sat next to an Australian on an aeroplane. After the plane had taken off the air hostess came over and asked for drinks orders. The Australian orders a 'Jack Daniels' and coke. The air...
16:55 Fri 13th Nov 20098 answers, last by suzie1 17:11 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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Look on the bright side of life

A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem....
15:21 Fri 13th Nov 20093 answers, last by benny3008 19:18 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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Why doesn't Gordon Brown pray?

Cos it's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed....
14:49 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Why does the Vatican

have lightning rods?
14:35 Thu 12th Nov 20096 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:28 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Don't try this at home

You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were surprised to...
14:42 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Come fly with me

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit...
13:11 Wed 11th Nov 20094 answers, last by grasscarp 20:04 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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Should you use a condom

on every conceivable occasion?
11:38 Tue 10th Nov 20099 answers, last by brenda 12:28 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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The Bunny and the Snake

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the...
11:32 Tue 10th Nov 20091 answer, last by paross 19:24 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Is road-kill dog safe to eat?

Wasn't sure whether to post this in Food & Drink or Animals & Nature.
15:48 Mon 09th Nov 200920 answers, last by johnny.5 17:05 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Load of Bull

A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The...
15:38 Mon 09th Nov 20091 answer, last by mollykins 16:28 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Mad Gorilla

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the...
15:35 Mon 09th Nov 20092 answers, last by cc1 22:52 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Jaffa Cake or Jammie Dodger

Which is best with a cuppa?
14:41 Thu 29th Oct 200914 answers, last by McMouse 14:59 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Keep it in the family

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little...
14:22 Tue 18th Aug 20092 answers, last by terry37key 20:27 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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George Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I...
17:46 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by RunRedRiot 20:19 Tue 18th Aug 2009

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