Sunny-Dave took a deep breath as he faced the assembled throng. "I overheard a conversation in the dark corner of the snug. It was someone saying they knew there was going to be a secret party for the...
A friend of mine has recently been diagnosed with a serious heart problem. A mutual friend's hobby is wood turning. We all met in the pub last week and the mutual friend presented him with an urn........
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. Doctor just seen me and said "We are going to make you an outpatients appointment with Sheffield". So when my infection has cleared up, I'm out the door once again....
"Don't hit me, I can explain" screamed Sunny Dave as Murray took aim at him with her baseball bat. The pub went quiet as Murray said "This had better be good. Barmaid is going to go bonkers if she...
In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with Ooomegoolies, New South Wales), PC Andy Hughes was settling down in the police station to deal with paperwork. He held the world record for...
Doing my best to avoid typos I know you have a bit of ocd - went down therre to tidy up kithen which is fairly good but hbread and baps are jhust sittig there. like you - I just want teapot, cooker,...
has finally brought her young man home to meet me..... They have been here for about four hours......and nothing has happened to him yet! I did put away my power tools and sharp knives.....ordered a...
I gave blood the other day and was asked numerous questions about potential harms of diseases. It popped into my head that, say for example you had unprotected sex or shared a needle (potentially...
Was Scrooge right? Whatever religious meaning might originally have been intended for Christmas it certainly seems to have got lost. Do you take the religious message seriously?
Just come in from a village hall do. Not where we live but half an hour away. Lovely lot of people, made us feel welcome. Had a silly game where we had to balance an after eight on your forehead and...
Last night quiz answers were being read out. One question was - "in which country did poinsettas originate?" The answer is Mexico. A woman shouted out "will you accept Spain as the correct answer?" Do...
Do moderators have access to information such as IP addresses and timestamps (for logins)?
The reason for asking this is because today seems to be a wind up day....
Mr O is the secretary of a local sports club and tonight is their annual Christmas dinner. The organiser was moaning to Mr O that the night would be boring if it was just a dinner and some sort of...
Yesterday i had a craft stall at a Christmas fair. THREE people left their purses/wallets on the table and i had to chase them to return them. One woman was due change from a £20 note. I gave her...
i have a friend who is doing up her house. She needed joiner so i had a word with a joiner friend and he agreed to do the work. My friend asked how much he charged per hour and she was happy with the...
