a big work time book of condolences for j5 those facist pigs have removed all his internet privaleges he is currently trying to contact abed regarding compensation not gone and not forgotten i hope
What is the definition of a "White Christmas"?
1. 50% of the UK to have a covering of snow
2. 15% of the UK to have a covering of snow
3. A single snowflake falling
I was just in the bath, and I'm thinking, "I can't remember if I've still got my contact lenses in or not!"So, I sat there for about 5 bl00dy minutes, trying to remember if I had taken them out yet or...
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.Anyway,...
Tonight I will be mostly drinking a daring cocktail of Baileys, Vodka, Toilet Duck, Nail Varnish Remover and cranberry juice. It's the only thing that gets me drunk these days (actually it's the only...
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...