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In A Pickle
The Zen of Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey...
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legend004
Do you wish you were a certain film star?if so who? Do you wish you had bigger/smaller breasts? Same question regarding your bum .Bigger /smaller ? Have you had more or less than 10 partners /lovers...
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pastafreak
Just read mamma's thread-and realised it was my 1st anniversary on Friday......and i missed it!!!! Oh well-----where's the cake????
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legend004
catch ya tomorrow sleep tight nite to the gooduns the freaks and the fakers you know who you are mwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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pastafreak
Take care,sleep tight xxxx
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pastafreak
tonight and they are hiding behind Flash-Gear....what they are doing is both sick and cowardly...and they have already spoiled what WAS going to be a light-hearted thread. Is there any way to stop...
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legend004
they wanna post my number welll here it is 0034 691 926 624 calll or dont but i know the pussy on flash gear wont lol a troll will never ever ever ever have the balls to call watch this space lol
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MONTCRIEFF49
i have no voice sore throat and toothache so im off to bed with a hot toddy and a good lie in tommorow c u all lata nite every one xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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pastafreak
I was having my dinner as I was here on AB...and the naughty cat decided to jump on the table...and he stuck his paw in my fish!!!!! grrrrrrr!.....
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Invisible
My daughter has just dropped the bomb that she has been talking to someone in America for a year!!!!! and he is coming over for a week at Easter. OMG!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!
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sleepyj
what easter egg do you want ,,,? i dont mind what as long as its big ..
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sleepyj
can some one put that drawing thing up so we can all draw thanks
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Doc Spock
Who else thinks monkyluver is a complete moron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv6mPgtay6E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x4f_rDdIwc&fea ture=user this last one I think.
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wiggal
Hey all! I went back to work today after my week off, and when I got in, my desk, chair and pc were covered in balloons, banners and 21st confetti! It was really lovely, and so sweet, then they...
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bigmamma1
Hi there , well I have finally got my spare username to work . I just realised , and wanted to announce , that it's my first anniversary of ABer membership , yes , I have been here one year now . :-)...
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meredith101
The owner has trained them to.... spot bladder cancer. What happened to 'Sit' and 'Down boy!' I hope this makes TV burp. Do your pets know any interesting tricks, like 'spotting bladder cancer'?...
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warpig3
A friend of mine has rented out a property and against his better judgement has allowed the tenants to get a dog. He went round last sunday and the garden was covered in dog poo (he counted 40...
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plowter
If parents get their babies ears pierced is this child abuse?
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pastafreak
Here is the view from Plymouth Sound now http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/content/webcams/ply mouth_webcam.shtml
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bigmamma
Hello lovely abers , sorry about leaving so abruptly the other morning , I thought I had better tell you I was going though as I had a few threads open that I was chatting to you on and didn't want to...

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