The Zen of Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey...
Do you wish you were a certain film star?if so who? Do you wish you had bigger/smaller breasts? Same question regarding your bum .Bigger /smaller ? Have you had more or less than 10 partners /lovers...
tonight and they are hiding behind Flash-Gear....what they are doing is both sick and cowardly...and they have already spoiled what WAS going to be a light-hearted thread. Is there any way to stop...
they wanna post my number welll here it is 0034 691 926 624 calll or dont but i know the pussy on flash gear wont lol a troll will never ever ever ever have the balls to call watch this space lol
My daughter has just dropped the bomb that she has been talking to someone in America for a year!!!!! and he is coming over for a week at Easter. OMG!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!
Who else thinks monkyluver is a complete moron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv6mPgtay6E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x4f_rDdIwc&fea ture=user this last one I think.
Hey all! I went back to work today after my week off, and when I got in, my desk, chair and pc were covered in balloons, banners and 21st confetti! It was really lovely, and so sweet, then they...
Hi there , well I have finally got my spare username to work . I just realised , and wanted to announce , that it's my first anniversary of ABer membership , yes , I have been here one year now . :-)...
The owner has trained them to.... spot bladder cancer. What happened to 'Sit' and 'Down boy!' I hope this makes TV burp. Do your pets know any interesting tricks, like 'spotting bladder cancer'?...
A friend of mine has rented out a property and against his better judgement has allowed the tenants to get a dog. He went round last sunday and the garden was covered in dog poo (he counted 40...
Hello lovely abers , sorry about leaving so abruptly the other morning , I thought I had better tell you I was going though as I had a few threads open that I was chatting to you on and didn't want to...