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I Blame My Mother

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
11:10 Mon 23rd Apr 20188 answers, last by Voltage 19:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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How Do You Plead?

In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"...
18:20 Sun 22nd Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 15:25 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Giving Up White Wine.

Sadly, it causes too much acid in my stomach and I'm looking for a drink to replace it without as much acid in. I know most of them have but perhaps a little kinder! One of my little pleasures in life...
13:37 Thu 19th Apr 201822 answers, last by Patsy33 11:02 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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Trolley

Things are really getting bad in the nhs. I was at the hospital yesterday, when I seen a man lying on a trolley in the corridor. Then a Doctor came along and said, "Dont worry Mr Johnson, we'll have...
11:49 Thu 19th Apr 201811 answers, last by marval 16:05 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Party

I'm going to a recycling party at the weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle..
20:14 Tue 17th Apr 20186 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:47 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Odd Tattoos

When we went swimming last week, a young mum was in the shallow end with her children and I noticed a large pair of angels wings tattooed on her back. She turned around and on the lower half each side...
12:26 Tue 17th Apr 201848 answers, last by spathiphyllum 09:07 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Friend's Business

A friend’s business “Cooking with Spices” has not been successful. His bank have called in the bay leafs....
18:50 Mon 16th Apr 20182 answers, last by maggiebee 21:00 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Friend Told Me

Friend told me he had set up business washing mice & rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean....
18:30 Mon 16th Apr 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 18:36 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Race

Had a race to see who could hang out the washing quickest. It was level pegging.
18:13 Mon 16th Apr 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 19:55 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Paintings Found.

A big pile of very famous paintings were found in local laundrette. Police suspect Monet laundering..
18:55 Sun 15th Apr 20187 answers, last by marval 21:47 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Brain Teaser

A thousand at least gor tge statuette of the group? (4,7) F??? ???????...
15:44 Sun 15th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 09:09 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Hide And Seek

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’.”...
20:42 Sat 14th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 10:29 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Recently..

Recently. I had bird flu. But it’s all relative isn’t it? If I had rabies and you offered me bird flu, I’d bite your hand off!”...
16:33 Sat 14th Apr 201824 answers, last by Voltage 18:55 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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Cryptic Just For Fun

Bump in to round range we hear looking psychedelic. (12)
16:08 Fri 13th Apr 20188 answers, last by Neveracrossword 16:26 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Old Boiler

My Husband told me I'm like an old boiler! I can tell you I am fuming!.....
12:48 Fri 13th Apr 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:27 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Bingo!

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO...
12:31 Fri 13th Apr 20186 answers, last by Voltage 12:51 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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My Partner

My partner says he’s leaving me because he thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is he on!.....
16:02 Thu 12th Apr 201825 answers, last by Patsy33 17:43 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Lazy

Someone called me lazy today. I almost answered back!...
16:23 Wed 11th Apr 20185 answers, last by marval 17:54 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Actor

Did you hear about the actor who keeps falling through the floorboards? It's just a stage hes going through......
13:19 Wed 11th Apr 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 14:13 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Bit Of Fun.

Song titles with food in them. I'll start.; Don't Go Bacon my Heart. Elton John & Kiki Dee. Love Meat Tender. Elvis Presley....
15:36 Tue 10th Apr 201868 answers, last by marval 20:39 Tue 10th Apr 2018

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