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Vidal Sassoon

Vidal Sassoon, RIP, never forgot his roots, and worth a bob or two.-
16:35 Sun 27th Aug 201727 answers, last by Patsy33 10:17 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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My Mate

My mate's a safety officer in a kids playground, his careers on the slide....
10:27 Sun 20th Aug 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 11:54 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's dumped me because of my obsession with plants, so I asked, "where's this stemming from petal"...
20:30 Fri 18th Aug 201717 answers, last by Patsy33 21:45 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Jokes About

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar, demarara....
15:01 Fri 18th Aug 20177 answers, last by Garaman 21:02 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Identified

Doctors have just identified a food that causes years of grief and suffering. It's a wedding cake.
13:02 Fri 18th Aug 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 20:05 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Just Be Yourself!

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10:14 Fri 18th Aug 201726 answers, last by gness 19:53 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Weatherman

Weatherman reacts angrily to being sacked after so many cold gloomy forecasts, no more mist & ice guy....
15:19 Thu 17th Aug 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 17:20 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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Apparently

Apparently there's a new soap coming out, set in Bradford, it'll be called, 'Koran Nation Street'...
08:51 Thu 17th Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 18:04 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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We Went

Went to a shocking pub last night called 'The Fiddle', it was a vile inn....
20:34 Wed 16th Aug 201721 answers, last by Patsy33 10:48 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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Trying To Work From Home With A Cat!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1276857765776493&id=1557884027874842&_rdr...
18:28 Wed 16th Aug 201718 answers, last by Patsy33 06:25 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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I Had

I had a happy childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears....
14:21 Wed 16th Aug 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:42 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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My Mates

My mates girlfriend is mute, so communicates by embroidery, it's her version of sign language, sew to speak....
18:46 Tue 15th Aug 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 10:42 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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I Could

I could barely lift my bottle of water earlier, it was an Evian....
14:11 Tue 15th Aug 201712 answers, last by Tilly2 19:12 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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I Was Always

I was always taking notes at my last job, but then they checked the till....
17:08 Sat 12th Aug 20175 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:28 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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Similarity..

Just listening to Leonard Cohen singing Famous Blue Raincoat and it struck me how much a part of it is like Leo Sayer's When I need you......
15:19 Thu 10th Aug 201712 answers, last by donny48 05:34 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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At University

At University I studied archaeology. I scraped through my exams.”...
12:42 Thu 10th Aug 201710 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:40 Thu 10th Aug 2017
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My Fridge

My fridge blew up last night. I think something had gone off...
20:40 Wed 09th Aug 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 05:45 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Did You

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
19:34 Wed 09th Aug 20179 answers, last by Garaman 16:08 Thu 10th Aug 2017
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I Asked

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you...
15:13 Wed 09th Aug 20175 answers, last by marval 20:05 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Embarrassing Moments With Children..

I remember when my son was about 4 yrs old and had to take him to doctor's. He had problem with his foreskin (she whispered!) Anyway, sat in a waiting room full of people, deadly quiet, and my son...
10:50 Wed 09th Aug 201741 answers, last by tamborine 22:52 Wed 09th Aug 2017

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