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Patsy33

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I keep putting password in but keep getting message, connected but no internet. I'm on my mobile. Yet my son in the next room on pc perfectly fine. I'm on 4 g at the moment which eats up all my...
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Little red riding hood has been found in a critical way. Paramedics have stabilised her condition but she's not out of the woods yet.....
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I bought a pair of tortoise shell shoes today. It took me 4 hours to walk out the shop...
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I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore
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I'd like to thank Hopkirk who suggested I might try Brave instead of Chrome. AB a lot faster now. I was so frustrated with it keep sticking and freezing etc. So thanks once again Hopkirk!...
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Women are strange creatures. My wife loves lingerie and car boot sales. So as it was her birthday, I went to a car boot sale and bought her some lingerie. Well, my wife shouted that I was a...
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Paddy," ***!, My camera has run out of batteries" Mick, " What does it take?" Paddy, "Pictures"...
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My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart....
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A woman goes to doctor for an all over check up. After examining her. He said, "I'm glad to tell you your heart, kidneys, and blood pressure are all fine. Now I want you to show me that thing that...
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My wife has got us all on a tropical fruit diet. It's enough to make a mango crazy!
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I opened my electric and water bill together. Needless to say, it was shocking!.....
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After suffering with symptoms of ibs for a couple of weeks, I was recommended to try Buscopan. After the first day there was a definite improvement. This is third day now and discomfort has gone....
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I'm giving away a gate. Honestly, there's no catch...
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Anyone on here​ tried Buscopan for ibs symptoms? If yes, how did you find them?
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I live next door to a Polish man. Every night he stands at the top of our road and sings, "I Want To Know What Love Is" Bloody Foreigner!.........
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I heard my wife from the kitchen say, "What would you like for dinner my love? Beef, chicken or lamb?" I shouted, "I'll have the chicken please" Wife shouted back, "You're having soup! I'm talking to...
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My friend said "Cheer up!, It could be a lot worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water" I know he meant well........
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Just been doing some cardio exercises in the kitchen. I've been trying to pick up an ice cube off the floor for 30 minutes!
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I was asked by a friend on my availability to run a football club. I said, "I can't manage Wednesday"........
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I was walking past our local hospital today. A sign read, "Thieves operate here" I thought, "Surely the surgeons would do a better job?"..........

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