I bought an icicle tiered lightshade for the loo not realising I have to assemble it. The instructions say 35min assembly time....don`t think so. Taken half an hour to get the sticky labels off. Guess...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "THATS IT!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait...
Unsure about two so help appreciated please.
1d. Singer from India playing(4) I have D??A . diva or dana?
19d. Girl given good leads we hear.(4) I have G??I. Gigi?...
Talking about Jogger Jayne, anyone seen the young bird? - or is she sunk in: (i) a Swiss bed (ii) a vat of wine - or gin (iii) gambling debts (iv) kidnapped by an ABer (v) olive oil I am surprised we...
A town or city is hidden in the sentence 1) The teacher praised little Johnny for his good work and handwriting 2) The cycling club biked the 19 miles from Exmouth to Dawlish in just over the hour...
Factory Workers In a small town in GB there is a rather sizable factory that employes only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you...
One day, a man wakes up with a red ring around his penis. He can’t work out what it is, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor hands him a tube of cream. "Here. Put this on and the...
Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....
Your help appreciated. 2d. 8 letters. One is very artistic with acid drops! E?G????? 20a. 5 letters. Attracted to the sunrise? That's abut right. ??A?? 10a. 5 letters. Many a gentle woman is found...
can anyone tell me the answer to 19 a/c please., and 15 d/n. 19 a/c is mollusc and i have n---i-u-. . 15 d/n is not genuine and i have -s---o. if i don't finish this crossword there will be no dinner....
Wife say's to husband, 'My Doctor says I have the breasts and skin of an 18 year old'
Husband says 'What about your 40 year old @rse?'
Wife says ' We didn't mention you'...
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Sweetheart, 25 years ago, we had a cheap flat a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,...
an update 1 get olympic express train off course to tale part in field event 5 -3- 7 t?r?? ??v???? 3 air breathing engine where sports enthusiast has sudden discharge of liquid 3- 3 ?a? ??? 4...
