Things I don't know about Lancashire. Do you have to wear clogs, when walking on the cobbled streets? Do people have tripe and onions, for Sunday lunch? Do they put pies in a roll and eat it? Do they...
john wayne in Red River on Channel 4 and excellent banter and brain teasers on here, loved it, gotta go get my daughter from work now, ctch you later, hope the good humour carries on over Christmas!!!
did anyone watch blue murder last night? there was a girl who played an army cadet and i think she was the last girl to be murdered? any idea who she is as me as the present Mrs RB have seen her...
Did anybody else recognise the woman from the "Nutri grain pixies coming out of the factories at night doing kung fu with their balls" advert on Corrie lastnight?. She was wearing a...
Radio 1 have decided to censor the Pogues' classic christmas record "Fairytale of New York". The song, which has been popular since first charting in 1987, is now deemed offensive. Radio 1 are playing...
A Scotsman in London is having trouble phoning his sister from a telephone box so he calls the operator who asks in a plummy voice: "Is there money in the box?" "Naw, it's just me," he replies.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we...
A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: "Can you come and get me? I've missed the last bus and it's pouring with rain." "Okay," says her dad. "Where are you ringing from?" And the girl...
What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma...
Fans claim that Rhydian was robbed in the X Factor final that was held on Saturday. TV watchdog Ofcom is probing the case that fans claimed they could not get through to vote for the Welsh singer....
Hello raysparx1 here, i am banned I think, Do some things get to you? I visit a childrens hospice a couple of times a year to make a donation, I went on saturday, to take my cheque and some tins of...