i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!! i phoned leeds football club to find out...
I keep getting the following message come up when I click on different categories etc: The connection has timed out The server at www.theanswerbank.co.uk is taking too long to respond. * The site...
i know a 31 yr old who has got together with a woman and she has a 9yr old son! well its been going on now for 4 or 5 months and they are a happy little unit! however, its been mentioned that over the...
If you see a random stranger (in the street etc) whom you find particularly attractive, what is the ONE THING that would put you off them? I am not looking for a debate or chit chat, just interested...
new football season will be here a month from today and the sports section still looks like it has been designed by a bunch of alcoholic chimpanzees if it works at all, is it too much to ask to have a...
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks his dad what is Love Juice? Dad looked horrified then sat down and gave Billy a long...
23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin........ police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first "no more nails" bomb!
the 7 dwarfs had a meeting with the pope. they all come in and they all push dopey forward and tell him to ask his question, dopey looks a little worried and then asks the pope if there are any nuns...
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
Why don't you take a more active role in our discussions. You post questions and that is it. Why don't you have somthing like, AB Answers or somhing like that. Or are you too scared to take part in...
The coloured girl who works in the beauticians (I forget her name) , the one with a bit of a lisp who speaks chav. Did anybody notice yesterday when she was talking about Sean and refered to him as a...
Just read paper if you can call the Mirror a paper. the beckams in America, Terrorists in prison with smuggled in mobiles and modems to connect to laptops already provided by govt. That Stupid richard...