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Cosmetic Surgery...........

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman responded, "Oh,...
14:08 Tue 28th Feb 20174 answers, last by cupid04 17:16 Tue 28th Feb 2017
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Ryanair............

Let’s spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said “that will...
15:16 Mon 27th Feb 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:49 Mon 27th Feb 2017
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The Cremated Husband.............

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the...
15:12 Mon 27th Feb 20172 answers, last by Jackdaw33 17:03 Mon 27th Feb 2017
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The British Empire.........

In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin...
11:59 Thu 23rd Feb 20171 answer, last by AZardoz 23:42 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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Sheep............

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try...
13:07 Wed 22nd Feb 20174 answers, last by percy1946 23:26 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Old Folk............

Romance Barbara was lying in bed one night. Fred was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached...
14:43 Tue 21st Feb 20171 answer, last by marval 18:26 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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Do You Want To Go To Heaven................

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."...
12:08 Mon 20th Feb 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:04 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Son's Names.........

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children. 'My son was born on St George's Day, ' said the Englishman, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.' 'That's...
13:14 Fri 17th Feb 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:51 Fri 17th Feb 2017
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Your Favourite Film............

This maths sequence can predict your favourite film...... Try it without looking at the answers. REMEMBER.....DONT PEEK!!!!! Pick a number from 1 - 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by...
13:07 Fri 17th Feb 20178 answers, last by Prudie 19:33 Fri 17th Feb 2017
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Two Brooms..........

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
15:54 Wed 15th Feb 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:58 Wed 15th Feb 2017
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The Hinge.....

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to B & Q Hardware and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting...
15:17 Tue 14th Feb 20171 answer, last by kawanabe 15:21 Tue 14th Feb 2017
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Amputation?

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
11:43 Mon 13th Feb 20173 answers, last by Samjenko 15:58 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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Quickies.................

My sex life hardly exists anymore, so I've converted to Islam and changed my name too Seldom Bin Laid! ************************************************************** I bought some'Jamie Oliver...
15:04 Fri 10th Feb 20174 answers, last by Canary42 18:16 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Specialist Insurance..........

Just as you can get insurance for Cars, Property, Sports etc., you can now get insurance for sex, so make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies...
15:32 Thu 09th Feb 20174 answers, last by zahidraju2017 06:23 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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25 Children..............

Mary got married and had 13 children. 
Her first husband Ted died of cancer. She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. 
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later. Mary again...
15:15 Thu 09th Feb 20172 answers, last by kawanabe 15:26 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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The Balloon..........

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom...
15:13 Tue 07th Feb 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:45 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Pet Monkey.............

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some...
14:53 Tue 07th Feb 20171 answer, last by roger 17:20 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Speeding.................

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car dealership........ Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his grey hair...
16:28 Tue 31st Jan 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:51 Tue 31st Jan 2017
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You Will Be Fine............

A surgeon went to check on his blond patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex...
11:25 Fri 27th Jan 2017
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For Sale

Canary for sale. Going cheap.
12:51 Wed 25th Jan 20174 answers, last by Tilly2 18:18 Fri 27th Jan 2017

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