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You Can't Win...........

"I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife. "I'm really disappointed!" "You can hardly blame me," answered the husband. "It's not like I was getting any sex...
12:51 Tue 24th Jan 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:51 Tue 24th Jan 2017
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The Horth Whithperer........

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So,...
12:56 Sun 22nd Jan 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:31 Sun 22nd Jan 2017
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Garage Door.......

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close...
13:50 Wed 18th Jan 20173 answers, last by rodomailio 10:58 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Church Ladies With Typewriters............

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children....
10:45 Wed 11th Jan 201713 answers, last by Togo 19:28 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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Plane Speaking.........

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I Have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman...
14:08 Tue 10th Jan 20174 answers, last by marval 18:40 Tue 10th Jan 2017
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Elderly Cowboy.......

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and chatting among friends. Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared in front of the congregation!...
11:54 Wed 04th Jan 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:20 Wed 04th Jan 2017
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Monastery Life

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from...
16:10 Fri 30th Dec 20163 answers, last by Fanriffic 16:37 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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You Mag.

21d. BBC Comedy Playhouse show which introduced us to Steptoe and Son. -f-r-
08:07 Sun 07th Aug 20163 answers, last by dannyk13 08:12 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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Children Writing About The Ocean............

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you...
08:30 Mon 25th Jul 20165 answers, last by chanel5 09:14 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Mosque Prayer Call........

I live next door to a mosque. I have a husky. He is very nice and does not bite. I do have complaints from the Imam next door. I don't know why. Do you see a problem? –...
18:19 Wed 15th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 18:42 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Sagres, Portugal............

A Chinese man, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the 'End of the World Cliffs' in Sagres, Portugal. > > They are standing at the edge of a cliff...
18:15 Wed 15th Jun 20161 answer, last by Handoftheking 09:02 Thu 16th Jun 2016
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The Wine Taster............

At a winery, the regular Taster died. The Director of the winery started looking for a new Taster to hire. He ran notices of the position available but wasn't having much luck. A drunkard with a...
18:13 Wed 15th Jun 2016
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Too Much...........

I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired." His buddy says , "Man I'm exhausted. My...
15:12 Mon 13th Jun 20161 answer, last by Old_Geezer 15:14 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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No Sex Since 1955...................

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom...
15:09 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Crossword Puzzle.........

One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps...
10:30 Fri 10th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 10:34 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Black Panties..........

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the social world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her...
10:23 Fri 10th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 10:35 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Adam And Eve.....

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for...
10:17 Fri 10th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 10:38 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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A Few.......

SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed...
08:36 Thu 09th Jun 20162 answers, last by Arksided 09:51 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Paddy The Wrestler..............

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
08:25 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by trt 00:29 Sun 12th Jun 2016

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