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Three Virgin Sisters...............

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the...
12:22 Wed 08th Jun 20161 answer, last by marval 17:34 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Sad Reality............

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: Up until Last week, I still had it all !!! A cook cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my...
12:18 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Bob The Undertaker..........

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in...
09:45 Fri 03rd Jun 201618 answers, last by marval 21:58 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Farmer And The Young Man.........

A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went...
18:23 Mon 30th May 20161 answer, last by maggiebee 15:46 Wed 01st Jun 2016
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The Pastors False Teeth...........

A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following...
18:21 Mon 30th May 20162 answers, last by Arksided 01:07 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Three Sons.............

A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university. "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to...
07:14 Mon 23rd May 20161 answer, last by Old_Geezer 07:22 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Aussie Virgin.........

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she...
07:07 Mon 23rd May 201610 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:38 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Silly Joke...............

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman set up in business as furniture removal men. On their first job when the householder saw the Englishman and the Scotsman struggling to carry a wardrobe...
06:50 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Diesel Fitter.............

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher'. "I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The...
09:00 Mon 09th May 20164 answers, last by marval 15:50 Mon 09th May 2016
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Extracts From Letters Written By English Council Tenants: ( Social Housing)

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...
10:15 Fri 06th May 20165 answers, last by viv41 12:00 Sat 07th May 2016
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Obsessions........

The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...
10:09 Fri 06th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 10:25 Fri 06th May 2016
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Not Quite A Joke .................

THIS IS CLEVER! I'm sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep. UP Read until the end ... You'll laugh. This two-letter word in...
16:59 Wed 04th May 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Fri 13th May 2016
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Smiles............

After making love to Kylie Minogue yesterday I think there are 2 things you all need to know. She really is sexy; secondly the staff at Madame Taussauds have no sense of humour!! Took the other half...
14:27 Tue 03rd May 20163 answers, last by bookbinder 16:48 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Computer Problem..................

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he...
14:17 Tue 03rd May 20162 answers, last by zebo 15:34 Wed 04th May 2016
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Aussie Outback Trucker........

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie .. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a...
08:11 Wed 27th Apr 20162 answers, last by Ken4155 08:16 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Bee Sting............

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for...
11:58 Tue 19th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 12:18 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Job Application............

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the...
11:53 Tue 19th Apr 20161 answer, last by zebo 13:39 Thu 21st Apr 2016
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Charity Begins At Home...................

The charitable organization, United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office....
11:52 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Signalman Interview.........

Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that 2 trains were...
09:28 Mon 18th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 10:33 Mon 18th Apr 2016

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