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Rye Bread..............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
12:24 Sat 16th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:55 Sat 16th Apr 2016
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Hillary And Bill................

Hillary Clinton goes to her Doctor for a check-up only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious...Here she is—in the middle of her election campaign....now this has happened to her! She...
12:15 Sat 16th Apr 2016
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God Said To Adam............

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that Valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him....
11:40 Thu 14th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:08 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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A Few To Keep You Going...........

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?" He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb." Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing,...
17:33 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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How To Tell The Time............

http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/how_italians_tell_time.shtml...
17:18 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Yorkshire Baby.............

A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his...
15:06 Tue 12th Apr 20163 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:26 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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A Therapy Session............

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children... You all have obsessions, the Psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual...
14:51 Tue 12th Apr 20161 answer, last by Old_Geezer 14:58 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Painting The Porch.................

An Irishman, Seamus, wanting to earn some weekend pin-money, decided to hire himself out as a ”handy man" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood in Ascot, just outside London. He...
10:46 Mon 11th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 10:58 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Making A Baby............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
10:36 Mon 11th Apr 20164 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Sm You Mag.

14a. Eternal. -g-e-s-
07:41 Sun 10th Apr 20163 answers, last by Shaglene 07:45 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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Rabbi Confessional................

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him...
15:22 Fri 08th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Room 858...............

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?" The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife...
15:08 Fri 08th Apr 20161 answer, last by viv41 15:10 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Husband / Wife...................

Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today? Husband : First make it, we will name it later A frustrated husband in front of his laptop : Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow...
12:26 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Last Wishes.............

Dave is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder...
12:10 Thu 07th Apr 20168 answers, last by frugalfred 16:27 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Sharing In Marriage.............

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted...
14:58 Wed 06th Apr 20163 answers, last by Tuvok 20:35 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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Husband Wanted.............

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND...
15:35 Mon 04th Apr 20162 answers, last by marval 21:21 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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Salesman..............

A Bible distribution company had just opened up a new office, and they were having a tough time selling Bibles door to door. Their biggest problem seemed to be that there wasn’t anyone willing to do...
13:03 Fri 01st Apr 20164 answers, last by EDDIE51 06:59 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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The Ostrich...........

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"...
16:41 Thu 31st Mar 20161 answer, last by Ken4155 16:43 Thu 31st Mar 2016
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What Do Retired People Do All Day.............

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for...
15:48 Thu 31st Mar 20163 answers, last by Old_Geezer 06:04 Fri 01st Apr 2016
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Magic Sandals.............

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a...
09:58 Wed 30th Mar 20162 answers, last by RATTER15 10:03 Wed 30th Mar 2016

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